On the thirty-fifth episode of Much Review About Nothing we review The New Mutants (2020…or 2019 or 2018). Again, we must point out that we haven't seen the movie. That is 100% not a joke. Everything we know about the film comes from the trailer, reviews, articles, and our own biased preconceptions. Listen along as we ponder burning questions like: Can you film an entire movie with only six people acting as cast and crew? Is it two bears or two wolves? Would melanin-altering abilities be useful to have? Is the fear of coal miners a serious phobia that’s plaguing tens of people? What copyright loophole allowed Batman, Slenderman, and the Boogeyman to show up in this film? But, most importantly, why is so much of this absurdly long film focused on chair-cutting and cat-wrangling?

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