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- #122: ok, dnc (2020/8/21)It's the thing this week.Still getting out pod legs back, so no overtime this week, but still subscribe!:www.patreon.com/thenewsneverendsTimestamps0:00: Intro & horserace9:59: DNC37:23: A little more on Belarus43:16: Laura Loomer, Madison Cawthorn, and the next gen RepublicansLinksTrump on Evangelicals (51:00)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jhwqx7hn_BMTrump on QAnonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNI553Np__kFirst lady lady ladyhttps://twitter.com/richimedhurst/status/1295922694018478080Warren’s hidden codeshttps://twitter.com/TeamWarren/status/1296282140947226629Alex Pareene on Madison Cawthornhttps://newrepublic.com/article/158977/madison-cawthorn-future-republican-partyWarren at the Native American Caucushttps://twitter.com/jordanuhl/status/1295824149563297793Bernard-Henry Lévy in Lithuania with Tikhanovskayahttps://twitter.com/AliAbunimah/status/1296428385569329153Theme song credit: "Robobozo" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensecreativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/1 hr 4 min
- #121: Cop Top (2020/8/16)Kamala Harris and Alex Morse, you know.Overtime we give an already-outdated Chicago update:www.patreon.com/thenewsneverendsTimestamps:0:00: Biden remix intro1:02: Veepstakes review27:07: Alex MorseLinks:Biden’s stand on testinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2OZpH8bVcEWAPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc5IbN4xw70Wet Ass VEEPhttps://twitter.com/jeremyoharris/status/1293526091097931777Ben Shapiro’s Wet Ass P-Wordhttps://twitter.com/ComradeToguro/status/1292910139876552705Kamala Harris as farthest left senator lolhttps://www.newsweek.com/kamala-harris-more-liberal-bernie-sanders-senate-record-analysis-shows-1524481Harris on India as the oldest dempcracyhttps://freebeacon.com/politics/kamala-harris-says-india-is-oldest-democracy-in-the-world-its-not/Harris on Russian botshttps://twitter.com/queeralamode/status/1293284807464476673Daily Beast side to sidehttps://twitter.com/shafieikeyvan/status/1293559297180303365Kamalavanaughhttps://twitter.com/cspan/status/1293286834223669249Alex Morse scoop: UMass Amherst College Dems botched a hithttps://theintercept.com/2020/08/12/alex-morse-college-democrats-chats/Alex Morse update: The MA Dem Party was in on ithttps://theintercept.com/2020/08/14/alex-morse-richie-neal-state-party/56 min
- #120: The Portland Method (2020/7/22)To close out before our summer break, we assess the state of the crackdown. Stay safe out there, friends!Plus, finally a new Overtime, and it's a great one! What's new with Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell, Judge Esther Salas, Roy Den Hollander, and one comedic name too powerful to speak:www.patreon.com/thenewsneverendsTimestamps:0:00: Lori Lightfoot welcomes the paramilitaries to Chicago0:47: Michael Brooks, rest in power8:31: Portland and beyondLinks:Portland uprising crowdhttps://twitter.com/MrOlmos/status/1285799751737171969Lightfoot speech unfilteredhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lXXvd_Jm5EConner O’Malley in Portland (around 21:00 for “You wanted me to do this”)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5wEntYvDHMTrump on the radical lefthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-U_HOYz0WkMatthew Randazzo covers Forks, WAhttps://www.vice.com/en_us/article/akzem5/the-incident-on-the-a-roadAndy Ngo & John Yoo on Foxhttps://video.foxnews.com/v/6172753197001#sp=show-clipsLightfoot welcoming the paramilitarieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kkiDb2zTNgTheme song credit: "Robobozo" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensecreativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/50 min
- #119: Bye Bye Bari (2020/7/19)Bari's out, Disneyworld's open, and Cuomo has woven the eternal cycle of life and death out of the very flesh of this world!You know you wanna subscribe:www.patreon.com/thenewsneverendsTimestamps:0:00: Intro1:57: Twitter hacks11:59: Bye Bye Bari37:11: Corona update Disney49:42: Corona update The Cuomo PosterLinks:Sheer Mag’s “Expect the Bayonet”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orlj7ve4ZP0Useful Idiots “scoop!”:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MijFtGQYowgThat Crazy Disney Lady corona livestreamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygBz9VDC64A&feature=youtu.beTonya and Robin and Ronahttps://www.piratesandprincesses.net/disney-youtubers-admit-to-being-super-sick-while-roaming-walt-disney-world/Deepfake journohttps://www.reuters.com/article/us-cyber-deepfake-activist/deepfake-used-to-attack-activist-couple-shows-new-disinformation-frontier-idUSKCN24G15EFake analystshttps://www.middleeasteye.net/news/fake-journalists-middle-east-propaganda-media-hoodwinked-rusetwitter hackhttps://nypost.com/2020/07/18/a-teenage-prank-was-behind-massive-twitter-hack-report-says/Grayzone on Bari Weisshttps://thegrayzone.com/2020/07/15/bari-weiss-cancel-culture-israel/knowyourmeme on Thomas Chatterton Williamshttps://knowyourmeme.com/memes/in-the-middle-of-nowhere-expelling-tweetCuomo’s ungodly posterhttps://twitter.com/ZachReports/status/1282711209226260481The poster close uphttps://twitter.com/NickReisman/status/1282717828395737089Cuomo’s donated mask wallhttps://twitter.com/ABC7NY/status/1255537570735325184Cuomo’s mountain sculpturehttps://twitter.com/zachreports/status/1277632036002574337Cuomo on the boyfriend and spaghettihttps://twitter.com/ZackMurdockCEO/status/1282748089468477440Jennifer Rubin on samehttps://twitter.com/JRubinBlogger/status/125201222343588659387 protesters charged in Kentuckyhttps://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/87-arrested-outside-kentucky-ags-house-during-breonna-taylor-protest/Theme song credit: "Robobozo" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensecreativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/1 hr 2 min
- #118: NOlympics 2020 w/ Gigi Droesch & Collin Lapinsky (2020/7/12)We check back in on NOlympics LA with new comrade Gigi Droesch and old friend Collin Lapinsky.Gonna put the first 50-ep archive on the Galaxy Brain feed in the coming weeks, including the original NOlympics ep, so subscribe to get it all!:www.patreon.com/thenewsneverendsInfo about the teach-in series on the OlympicsWatch bloghttps://olympicswatch.org/2020/06/09/tokyo-teach-in-criminalization-unhoused/Jules Boykoff: NOlympianshttps://fernwoodpublishing.ca/book/nolympiansGarcetti wears a Daily Show shirt on the Daily Showhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbY9pg-OmNQTheme song credit: "Robobozo" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensecreativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/52 min
- #117: Alright, We Did The Letter (2020/7/10)Sincerely, JK Rowling, Bari Weiss, Jesse Singal, and ... DAN AND PETER???It'll take a couple days, but we're opening the vault on Overtime!:www.patreon.com/thenewsneverendsTimestamps:0:00: Opening, Bari Weiss on Joe Rogan1:24: Bullshit3:32: The Letter39:23: Bountygate updateLinks:Weiss on Roganhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T77uFdw9HJA&feature=youtu.be&aThe Letter in Harper’shttps://harpers.org/a-letter-on-justice-and-open-debate/Greenwald on Weisshttps://theintercept.com/2018/03/08/the-nyts-bari-weiss-falsely-denies-her-years-of-attacks-on-the-academic-freedom-of-arab-scholars-who-criticize-israel/Gareth Porter on Bountygatehttps://thegrayzone.com/2020/07/07/pentagon-afghan-bountygate-us-intelligence-agencies/David Kay on Iraqi WMD hoaxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtUUKM12UI4Ian Henderson on Douma OPCW hoaxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymXmr2JY-CMRobert Mueller on Russiagate hoaxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woviFQD7QrsColin Powell on Bountygate hoaxhttps://www.mediaite.com/tv/retired-general-colin-powell-accuses-media-of-almost-hysterical-coverage-of-russia-taliban-bounty-program-it-got-kind-of-out-of-control/Theme song credit: "Robobozo" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensecreativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/55 min
- #116: Bounty Fair (2020/7/6)The quicker picker upper: Racist fantasy.No overtime this week, but we got some good reasons to subscribe:www.patreon.com/thenewsneverendsTimestamps:0:00: Intro & Ghislaine Maxwell7:25: Fall of CHAZ, rise of Occupy City Hall16:31: Afghanistan & the “bounty” lieLinks:Biden says, “I’m coming directly to you for ask a quick favor”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pLe_muSxbw“Cacerolazo”, Biden says, “Fidel, Chávez, Maduro, Trump”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCpfVqnZ2W4“Unprepared”, Biden says, “Trump rolled over for the Chinese”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmieUrXwKCc“Tested”, Biden says, “Death to America”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cce19kQOlwAFear of offending the Chinese governmenthttps://twitter.com/chrislongview/status/1263797847071342594Republican Voters Against Trump for Graham for Bidenhttps://twitter.com/RVAT2020/status/1271504127735062534LP “Betrayed”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nytBEWbwOkwLP “Bounty”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiDkTOKI7RoLP “Chyna”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuAHz4i3_x8LP “Fellow Traveller”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUBAAeuBpPQGhislaine Maxwell’s TerraMarhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2JLR-AJCxcOccupy City Hall threadhttps://twitter.com/chrisgelardi/status/1278313797271289856Elijah McClain violin vigilhttps://www.revolt.tv/2020/6/28/21306278/colorado-police-disrupt-elijah-mcclain-violin-vigilDetroit car ramminghttps://twitter.com/JoshuaPotash/status/1277448451865837569Kerry on ISIShttps://mondoweiss.net/2017/01/watched-manage-leaked/Douma chemical attack hoax & OPCW leakshttps://thegrayzone.com/2020/05/06/opcw-douma-whistleblower/Bounty articlehttps://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/26/us/politics/russia-afghanistan-bounties.htmlHawkfish to run Bidenhttps://theintercept.com/2020/04/10/bloomberg-hawkfish-biden-campaign/The timing of the bounty storyhttps://twitter.com/MarkAmesExiled/status/1277684749935542272Maddow on bountyhttps://twitter.com/maddowblog/status/1276740944184979456Timothy Naftali on Russian DNAhttps://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/30/books/review/david-shimer-rigged.htmlMaté on Crowdstrikehttps://twitter.com/aaronjmate/status/1262055073494024192House Armed Services Committee keeps troops in Afghanistanhttps://thehill.com/policy/defense/505568-house-panel-votes-to-constrain-afghan-drawdown-ask-for-assessment-onTheme song credit: "Robobozo" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensecreativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/1 hr 28 min
- #115: Firework Show (2020/6/26)Bang bang. Bang bang bang!On Overtime, the return of Jon Stewart and the death of JFK:www.patreon.com/thenewsneverendsTimestamps:0:00: The Hollywood Ten6:27: Douthat’s “Second Defeat of Bernie Sanders”25:31: Chariton’s “Bernie’s ‘Magical Thinking’”38:21: Fireworks44:46: Shake Shack cops49:16: Glenn Greenwald’s husband58:17: Brooklyn 99Links:Free fireworks for "blm allies"https://twitter.com/MuseWendi/status/1274974205658959872The Hollywood Ten (1950)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taancRcLQ8oDouthat: “The Second Defeat of Bernie Sanders”https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/23/opinion/bernie-sanders-protesters-democrats.htmlChariton: “Inside Bernie 2020: How Bernie’s ‘Magical Thinking’ Made Him His Own Worst Enemy”https://statuscoup.com/inside-bernie-2020-how-the-revolutionary-became-his-own-worst-enemy/Greenwald & Nestorhttps://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1273961934476513280Theme song credit: "Robobozo" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensecreativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/1 hr 11 min
- #114: Unified Theory (2020/6/19)Dan can’t remember the word “twine”. He calls it "yarn". And we talk World War Four.The Comedy Apocalypse on Overtime!:www.patreon.com/thenewsneverendsTimestamps:0:00: Lesser Evil10:31: Tucker Carlson & where is the right’s head at?24:33: Second Wave33:47: Chinagate45:55: Unified TheoryLinks:Triggered Father’s Day specialhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XINrLuUuS_IWhat’s Ben Shapiro up to?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtfBbLUEMTwTucker Carlson on CHOPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyRpO0uPTCsBethel, OH: Punch to the back of the headhttps://twitter.com/BenjaminPDixon/status/1272870941098418176blacklivesmatters dot carrd dot cohttps://twitter.com/DarnArckerman/status/12727096142331002901 hr
- #113: CHAZ CHAZ Revolution (2020/6/12)All power to the CHAZ! Down with the DC Commune! We take responsibility!Talking police abolition and more on Overtime!:www.patreon.com/thenewsneverendsTimestamps:0:00: Red CHAZ34:43: Black Cube50:21: Orange CounterrevolutionLinks:CHAZ control maphttps://twitter.com/IbnAlRafidayn/status/1270469217679220739NYC: “It’s time! Defund! Abolish the police!”https://twitter.com/ShannanFerry/status/1271260805296783360“I take responsibility”https://twitter.com/marlownyc/status/1271083755915149312Biden: “I don’t know”https://twitter.com/FrancisBrennan/status/1271125440325959680Mike Baker NYT on CHAZhttps://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/11/us/seattle-autonomous-zone.htmlMPD150 on Minneapolis soviethttps://www.facebook.com/MPD150/posts/616099549005390Anti-CHAZ propagandahttps://twitter.com/spekulation/status/1270900664822951936CHAZ is normalhttps://twitter.com/joemirabella/status/1270923501315092480Unicorn Riot at the Commune at 38th & Chicagohttps://twitter.com/UR_Ninja/status/1269817402952425472Chicago already did 8 to frustratehttps://twitter.com/chicagosmayor/status/1269000528807092226Jacob Frey shamedhttps://twitter.com/eamonwhalen/status/1269398760049737728Raz Simone and the taggerhttps://twitter.com/thewholestory6/status/1270659706709610496Raz Simone’s “Fingeroll”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCfSB3j60osSimone as “People’s Force”https://twitter.com/TheWholeStory6/status/1270523675800793088Simone as “sex trafficker”https://twitter.com/hoe_smad/status/1270882089609515009Simone and “The Family”https://twitter.com/soultypechild/status/1270466182345195522Perris Howard and his new berethttps://twitter.com/SaraQDavid/status/1269600438501982210“Look up the Orange Revolution”https://twitter.com/measure7x/status/1269498290225270784The Target defenderhttps://twitter.com/measure7x/status/1267942051364179969Reddit op umbrella flaghttps://twitter.com/chaykak/status/1270841632846462977From the DC Commune to “Defund the Police”https://twitter.com/rondtjr/status/1269452101765287937DC Commune takes NYChttps://twitter.com/erinmdurkin/status/1270365372752019456Bowser “not at all” considering defundinghttps://www.npr.org/sections/live-updates-protests-for-racial-justice/2020/06/10/873371574/d-c-mayor-muriel-bowser-not-at-all-reconsidering-police-fundingPelosi standing uphttps://twitter.com/peonflux/status/1270193478333579264New New Revolutionary Black Panther Revolutionarieshttps://twitter.com/WolfTheRed/status/1270369754432356352Theme song credit: "Robobozo" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensecreativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/1 hr 30 min
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