Okay… Samuel L Jackson to moderate the next debate.  That’s one good idea.    Another would be to use the off-switch on the candidate’s microphones.   It’s a kindergarten approach…  but I sat down last night to watch two men vying for the most powerful office in the world. 

What I got was two old guys in a nursing home fighting over who’s kid is smarter.  I am glad there were no refreshments.  There woulda been a food fight.   

Maybe… if they’re gonna behave like kids… treat ‘em like kids.   When they talk outa turn…. Slime them.  I’m talking green Nikolodeon slime.

It’s good enough for Katy Perry… why not Trump and Biden.  Heck.. Nickolodeon even sent slime to the International Space Station. 

Turns out A zero G slime means green wobbly balls floating quietly… and you duck out of the way.

But there’s no ducking responsibility for the fiasco last night.  Pick your poison… the incumbent.  The challenger.  The moderator.  Out of all three… none is apologetic.  So if they’re not gonna rein it in next time and serve us… let’s serve them.  

Imagine the one you’re not voting for with green slop oozing all over his business suit… as he tries to talk seriously about the future.  Wait.  If they were talking seriously about the future… I wouldn’t be suggesting that Nickelodeon... host the next debate.

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