The Next Episode w/ Sabrina

Here's your answer to a question asked literally/figuratively hours beforehand, it's [insert show name here] with Sabrina, Fritz, and Rauce! Live reporting from Hurricane Dorian, we also dabble in Rauce's Political Rant, Fritz's Birthday Segment, Karaoke, Confessionals, and live updates from YOU!

Germany is in trouble with Billie Eyelashish. A legless Juggalo drove a golf cart into a man at the Gathering. NuBabyMetal is here and so is an AirBnB that once had Walter and Jesse in it, making meth of course.

The episode where the other two don't laugh at anything the gal says, Young Jeezy is predicting the weather, and Judge Mathis has a DNA test that is 100% that bitch headed his way.

Kellyanne Conway responds to Taylor Swift by half-singing on Fox News. Drake's feelings are now in court. Marvel is going gay! Hooray!

VMA recap. New music leaking all up in this pod. Mr. T is made at some weedheads. Plus, Sabrina's really bad joke about Alicia Key's new music campus. I love you.

Hasbro just got hard AF. Jersey Shore gals protest in front of the Treasury Building and call it The White House. The Dropkick Murphys give a private window concert. Now repeat everything I said in Sean Connery's voice.

Robert De Niro caught wearing De Platform shoes. Everyone's favorite redhead-that-has-a-new-accent-everytime-she's-in-the-news is back in the news with a music tease that is sure to knock your friggin' socks off. And everyone must die...according to Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen guy. Thank you for reading this far into the descriotion. I love you.

Cardi B is fuming and asking NYPD to suck her fumes. A psychiatrist says Elvis Presley is alive and shares a picture of a guy who looks nothing like Elvis. Plus, some sprinkled awkwardness, of course. Are you still reading this?

Bachelor alum goes to a red carpet event with a carpet of her own (of sorts) and a lawsuit against a reality TV star over a crappy meal that ended in crap. Everywhere.

Andy Dick may have grabbed his attacker's [Andy's last name]. Bella Thorne tries her hand in Bella Porn. And a porn-friend of the show needs some help after an accident.