Breakups suck. We know it, you know it, but somehow your friend is still holding on—don’t worry, we’ve got the survival kit for that. From weathering emotional storms like Hurricane Helene to Tyreek Hill potentially making his way back to KC (will he or won’t he?), we’re here to keep it real. We’ll break down the non-negotiables in relationships that you should have (seriously, set some boundaries, y’all). If you’re looking for laughs, advice, and the occasional sports debate, you’re in the right place