My clickbait title worked and I've got you! Now here's an episode where I shit on the NHL. Obviously, hockey is a serious sport, and while I have my gripes, the NHL is quite entertaining and I have so much respect for the athletes. But there are many things about the NHL that REALLY make me scratch my head. 

And before you say, "WELL, THEY HAVE THAT IN EVERY SPORTS LEAGUE," save your breath. They don't. Every sports league has its flaws, but hockey is the only sport where certain concepts simply have NOTHING to do with one another.