Now Here's a Guy with Henry Marken

Now Here's a Guy with Henry Marken

By Henry MarkenSportsFootball
Download on the App Store

Now Here's a Guy with Henry Marken episodes

  • The 49ers LIED TO US

    Now here's a guy who feels like he's a victim of fraud!

    In this episode I broke down:
    -The ongoing McCaffrey saga
    -Indiana football could be 7-0
    -Sidney Crosby's crazy superstition
    -Dark horse favorites to win NFL MVP
    -Bring back the original PAC-12

    and MORE IMPRESSION IMPROV. Catch my LIVE SHOW at 7:30pm on Thursday October 24th at Westside Comedy Theater in Santa Monica, link for tickets: https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pe.c/11536126

    This episode is sponsored by our friends at Wunderfan, an incredible app that allows you to EARN by going to games. When you earn enough WUNDER, you can get cash vouchers for amazing brands like Uber, Chipotle, DoorDash, AirBnB, and many more. You can also enter raffles to win tickets to BIG GAMES. I know it sounds too good to be true... trust me, I thought the same thing, but BOY was I wrong. Every time you go to a game, just turn on Wunderfan and start earning...see for yourself the amazing world of Wunderfan.

    Download:  wunderfan.com/app

    36 min
  • McCaffrey went to GERMANY?

    Now here's a guy that has a lot of questions. 

    In this episode we discussed:
    -CMC going to Germany (WTF?)
    -College Gameday coming to CAL??
    -MORE impressions and improv

    This episode is sponsored by our friends at Wunderfan, an incredible app that allows you to EARN by going to games. When you earn enough WUNDER, you can get cash vouchers for amazing brands or even enter raffles to win tickets to BIG GAMES. I know it sounds too good to be true... trust me, I thought the same thing, but BOY was I wrong. Every time you go to a game, just turn on Wunderfan and start earning...see for yourself the amazing world of Wunderfan.

    Download:  wunderfan.com/app

    33 min
  • I'M BACK

    Now here's a guy who is BACK! And he's here to stay! I'm bringing back the regular weekly (and sometimes TWICE weekly) show with ALL NEW BITS.

    In this episode we discussed:
    -Burrito going up a Kansas State fan's butt
    -Vegas took control of a few NFL games
    -NEW IMPRESSION IMPROV segment

    This episode is sponsored by our friends at Wunderfan, an incredible app that allows you to EARN by going to games. When you earn enough WUNDER, you can get cash vouchers for amazing brands or even enter raffles to win tickets to BIG GAMES. I know it sounds too good to be true... trust me, I thought the same thing, but BOY was I wrong. Every time you go to a game, just turn on Wunderfan and start earning...see for yourself the amazing world of Wunderfan.

    Download:  wunderfan.com/app

    29 min
  • The NHL is so UNSERIOUS

    My clickbait title worked and I've got you! Now here's an episode where I shit on the NHL. Obviously, hockey is a serious sport, and while I have my gripes, the NHL is quite entertaining and I have so much respect for the athletes. But there are many things about the NHL that REALLY make me scratch my head. 

    And before you say, "WELL, THEY HAVE THAT IN EVERY SPORTS LEAGUE," save your breath. They don't. Every sports league has its flaws, but hockey is the only sport where certain concepts simply have NOTHING to do with one another.

    14 min
  • Warriors are OUT + 2024 NBA regular season RECAP

    Now here's an episode where I was really sad that the Sacramento Kings of all teams eliminated the Warriors... in a PLAY-IN game. Sorry about the low energy, I was fresh off the loss. Watching Klay Thompson play "Duck Duck GOOSE EGG" and Draymond Green choke out dudes and drop triple singles every night really wears on you over time. This loss was the painful death after a slow burn.

    19 min
  • Draymond Green

    Now here's an episode where I literally talk about ONLY one thing. This is the first of the "necessary podcasts" and today's topic: The perfectly flawed Draymond Green. Draymond's game is a beautiful mess; there's so much good and bad all crammed into one Hall of Fame basketball player. Thus, talking about JUST Draymond gave me more than enough material to talk about.

    21 min
  • FINAL FOUR Preview - FEATURING San Diego State guard Ryan Schwarz

    Now here's an episode that features an actual athlete! We've talked about playing the sports... now we have someone who has played the actual sport, talking about the sport. I also dove into my top 10 current NBA player rankings, my "ick" towards Jayson Tatum and Rudy Gobert, PLUS I may have revealed the first look of "Now Here's a Guy" MERCH!!!

    0:00 - Cold Open
    2:26 - NCAA
    13:24 - NBA
    29:02 - MLB
    32:27 - RYAN SCHWARZ

    1 hr 3 min
  • MORE March Madness FIRST ROUND - featuring Jack Parodi from Betr

    Now here's another episode that talks about the first round of March Madness and I'm joined by my lifelong pal Jack Parodi, who has become an ICON in the world of Sports Social Media. Yes, we recorded this before the tournament started, but we knew that our brackets were going to get cooked within the first few days, so we made sure to keep this evergreen... it may be funnier to listen to this now to hear how innocent some our picks sounded before the MADNESS took over. We also talked a little bit about the NFL Free agency signings at the beginning. ENJOY!

    Follow me on socials for the best clips @hsmarken

    51 min
  • Henry fills out ENTIRE bracket for March Madness

    Now here's a bracket that will probably be in flames by Friday. It could also be a winner. Who knows. Remember folks, this is March. There are no experts in March... there are only witnesses.

    See full podcast video on YouTube or follow @hsmarken and @nowheresaguypodcast on the socials to see the best clips. 

    41 min

About Now Here's a Guy with Henry Marken

From the publisher's feed

Hahahaha, now here's a show that is strictly about sports comedy, with some impressions sprinkled throughout (errr Jim, I don't know, that might be a bit much).  Sometimes sports can be…