Greetings, everyone! Your humble narrator is back, but for the last time. It can be bittersweet, that's true, but I always try to give the best topics and the best delivery of said topics possible. That being said, I have one more trick up my sleeve and it involves being in your own universal backyard. The universe is more vast than any of your humans can fathom and I doubt you will ever truly grasp its immense nature, but there are ways to try to understand it as I have uncovered. Perhaps you have heard of more than one universe or the idea that you're in a bubble. Maybe you're all being observed in some sort of simulation and are just guinea pigs designed to entertain an ancient civilization. Whatever the case, I tried to find the most hard hitting theories devised by the greatest minds on Earth and bring them to you in my series finale so, join me by the fire one last time and TUNE IN NOW!

Greetings, creeps, and welcome to the final Rapid-Fire Reality. Being the last segment, I have a great entry this time around. Have you ever heard of the world's biggest cave? How about a hot spring that is straight out of the ancient world? This episode is definitely designed to get you moving and wanting to explore your world with all the hidden wonders it holds so, what are you waiting for? TUNE IN NOW!!

Greetings once again, creeps! Another month, another spectacular segment designed to mess with your head and this one will DEFINITELY do that. Everyone loves a good story or some sort of mythos behind events or people; that is where conspiracies come into play. Sometimes, it can be fun to speculate on disasters and possibilities regarding ones reality, but it is important to not get too wrapped up lest you go insane. Heard of The Matrix theory? What about the controversy around Princess Diana's past or the very Earth below your feet harboring possible hidden ancient wonders? If so, this is an episode that you DO NOT want to miss. TUNE IN NOW!!

Greetings, creeps, and welcome once again to another knowledge-based segment of fun and craziness! It is time for another round of interesting landmarks and other stuff you should see before you expire. Ever seen a blue whale on land? How about chocolate hills or a porcelain dragon? These and so much more to discover in this episode so, what are you waiting for? TUNE IN NOW!!

Greetings once again, creeps, and happy belated Halloween! I hope everyone stayed safe and got all the treats with a few tricks. The spooky season may be coming to a close, but I still have a treat for you all in the form of long-gone beliefs. Have you heard of Mithraism in all its complex glory? Perhaps the mystical past of Druidism is more to your liking? This segment will cover some of the untold wonders of Earth's beginning centuries of god worship and more so, you do NOT want to miss this. What are you waiting for? TUNE IN NOW!!

Greetings once again, creeps! I'm back with another fun-filled grab bag segment full of craziness that will definitely kick off your day. Ever heard of suspended coffins? How about a town permanently on fire or an island full or dolls? There is a little bit of everything in this episode designed to pique your interest so, what are you waiting for? TUNE IN NOW!!

Greetings, creeps! It's time for another segment of madness brought to you by the kindly physicians in white coats that will lend a hand in carving up some information about certain, shall we say, "unconventional applications" that the human race would like to forget about such as milk transfusions. Yes, you read that right. How about smoke enemas? Would you consider a stay in a whale hotel if it meant you found some muscular relief? Find out about this and more by taking a number, spending some time in the waiting room, taking your pills and TUNING IN NOW!!

Greetings once again, creeps! To kick off the first rapid-fire reality episode of the season, I tried a theme of sorts this time in the form of food and animals and there are fascinations in each category. For instance, did you know about casu martsu? How about the toxic fruit know as Ackee? If food isn't your thing, how about taking a look at the chinese water deer or perhaps the dumbo octopus is more to your liking? This episode has it all so, what are you waiting for? TUNE IN NOW!!

Welcome back, my friends, to a brand new season! Your humble narrator has returned from his summer vacation, but the heat has followed him. That won't stop me from bringing you a new round of craziness that you have come to expect from me these past few years and I have one heck of a starter episode for you to get excited about. We all love the unknown, but places hold special places for most of you and even in a mysterious way they can call to you. Does the ethereal nature of Mt. Shasta utter your name in your dreams? How about the places located inside the infamous Bennington Triangle? Maybe a phantom island will pop up in your future, eh? There is much to uncover in this segment and, as far as premieres go, you DO NOT want to miss this so, TUNE IN NOW!!

Greetings, creeps! Your humble narrator is ending the season with one hell of a wild ride rife with those that are pining for the fjords. Have you ever heard of people who have died under mysterious circumstances? Surely, but what about incredibly strange or whacked out ones? Delve deep into the tear jerker story of Topsy the Elephant or the incredulously ludicrous story about a man and his run-in with a deadly vegetable. We have ancient and more modern "meeting of their maker" fireside musings and tragedies that are guaranteed to leave you speechless or have you chuckling. What are you waiting for? TUNE IN NOW!