Today we celebrate our 40th episode with a logo makeover and MURDER IN THE WOODS!!! Mike Flanagan’s Netflix horror masterpiece Hush has everything: masks, crossbows, hearing impairment, and a cat with a sassy name. Not to mention both a sharp protagonist and antagonist.

This is not a drill. After FOUR miserable failed attempts to record this episode, we are finally able to present to you Darkness Falls! If you like teeth, flashlights, and Legally Blonde this is the episode for you.

Old Kateronomy and Mr. Christoffelees are proud to present their take on the scariest movie of 2019, the bastardization of the beloved Broadway classic, the one and only CATS. A full 1hr50min of celebrity felines crawling around on all fours, nuzzling each other, unzipping themselves from their flesh suits (?), and competing to be selected by Judi Dench for ritualistic homicide.

In this episode, we learn that Chris is a an actual psychopath and that Ari Aster is really not good at handling break-ups. To our delight, Kate is finally disturbed by the movie. We get into the nitty gritty of what is real and what is fake in Midsummer celebration traditions. Join us as we go on an adventure into this rom-com antithesis: Midsommar

Welcome back to The Nightlight Horror Movie Club and happy new year! We herald in 2020 with a holiday horror special on Black Christmas. But not like, the good Black Christmas from 1974 that you enjoyed, or even the new one currently in theaters. No, we did the garbage one from 2006 that everyone immediately recognized as the dumpster fire it is and then promptly forgot about. We didn't care for this movie but if you like eyeball Christmas ornaments or cookies made out of people maybe you will! Let us know....

An outrageously long episode, but that's what happens when we review the new number one movie on the scoreboard! Come learn about and admire John Carpenter's The Thing. An instant horror classic that inspired our co-presidents to talk about the one of a kind horror special effects, the numerous fan theories, and why people didn't like this movie until long after it's release!

We love getting emails with suggestions of movies we should review. We love it even more when it's prefaced with "It's horrible." This PG-13 'baby's first slasher' 80's remake delivers all the stabs without the gore. But at least it has Brittany Snow (and Idris Elba?!).

Armed with only a shoestring budget and Kevin Bacon, this humble indie flick sparked one of the most prolific horror franchises to date, spawned the cultural juggernaut that is Jason Voorhees, and invented strip monopoly.

Happy Halloween, horror club! We bring you a very special episode to enjoy on the best day of the year, the cult classic Halloween favorite Trick ‘r Treat. This movie teaches us about sacred spooky holiday traditions and the little sac-faced boy who will impale you with a lollipop-shiv if you don’t respect them.

70,000 buckets of blood seems like a gross underrepresentation of the actual gore that is the Evil Dead remake. And whether you are a fan of raining blood and chainsaws or vehemently opposed, you'll find a kindred spirit in one of our ever-contrasting podcast hosts.