The Clubbers are thrilled to wrap up their second season with a special surprise guest! Playwright, author, professor and museum exhibit entrepreneur, Marty Martin. You may know him from his award winning play, Gertrude Stein, Gertrude Stein, Gertrude Stein - a “One Woman Show” he wrote especially for the star, Pat Carroll. A dramatic force with which to be reckoned in her own right, she shown like Broadway klieg lights in this performance. See it if you can. It is available on YOUTUBE. Being an old boyfriend of Patrick brought back fond memories and was a joyous bonus! 

Featured Cocktail: The classic Martini. Gin, dry vermouth with a Spanish olive to garnish. A favorite drink of Marty Martin’s, our resident mixologist, Marty Bryce made us some extra special ones. A Martini…for Marty…made by Marty. A Marty party!

We realize there are those that have challenges with alcohol.

We support you and hope that you are able to appreciate what we offer here. 

NWC CLUBBERS: Bruce, Marty and Patrick.

Recorded at the Secret Studio. Produced and edited by Sam Anderson.

Theme song lyrics by Patrick Fasano. Arranged and performed by Seth Affoumado and Veronica Page Affoumado.

Calls, voicemails and emails encouraged and gladly accepted. Visit our website Nowivesclub.com, email Talktous at no wives club dot com, and check out our Facebook page. 

This one’s a great one! The Clubbers get really deep this time. Is this reality truly what we see and perceive it to be? Can your brain lie to you? And is therapy any activity that is therapeutic? Our younger listeners are encouraged to spread the good word. Our joy is welcoming all humans of any age and gender, however they identify to listen and have fun with us. We have some super phone calls and emails to share. 

Featured cocktail: The French “75.” A delightful blend of Gin, fresh lemon juice, simple syrup, and champagne garnished with a lemon twist. Sweet and refreshing, and it creeps up on you. Not happy about the origin of the name, but hey, whattaya gonna do? We realize there are those who face challenges with alcohol. We appreciate and support that and hope that you can find a way to appreciate what we offer here. 

NWC CLUBBERS: Patrick, Bruce and Marty.

Produced and edited at the Secret Studio by Sam Anderson.

Theme song and lyrics but Patrick Fasano. Arranged and performed by Seth Affoumado and Veronica Page-Affoumado.

Calls, voicemails and emails encouraged and gladly accepted. Email talktous at nowivesclub dot com. Visit us online at Nowivesclub.com or on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thenowivesclub/

The Clubbers play the cosmic pin ball machine this episode bouncing from age appropriate attraction, pronouns today, and what really bugs us. And we ponder is using the term “therapy” a plus or minus? And is global idiocy caused by a finite amount of intelligence spread among an infinite amount of humanity? Also boofing and gooning - new words for a new world. 

Featured cocktail: The Sloe Gin Fizz. A mix of sloe gin, made from sloe plums, lemon juice, simple syrup and soda water. A time worn classic from the wild days of the 1920’s. Sweet, spicy, refreshing and makes a really pretty drink. We realize that there are those who face challenges with alcohol, and we support you and hope that you can find a way to appreciate what we offer here.

NWC CLUBBERS: Bruce , Marty and Patrick.

Produced an edited at the secret studio by Sam Anderson.

Theme song and lyrics by Patrick Fasano. Arranged and performed by Seth Affoumado and Veronica Page Affoumado.

Calls, voicemails and emails encouraged and gladly accepted. Visit Nowivesclub.com, or email talktous at nowivesclub dot com.

The penchant for drinking shared by the Clubbers goes into the hilarious stratosphere in this therapy session. Fans of Brooklyn Nine Nine will revel in Amy Santiago’s mood swings as she drinks multiple cocktails. Then the boys share their own stories with Grog. An intriguing omelette recipe, and what the hell is a Donkey Punch?

Featured cocktail: The Kryptonite. Superman’s arch nemesis. An exotic mix of liqueurs served over ice crystals from the Fortress of Solitude. We realize there are those who face challenges with alcohol and we are here to support everyone in finding ways to enjoy what we offer here. 

NWC Clubbers: Marty, Bruce and Patrick.

Produced and edited by Sam Anderson at the Secret Studio.

Theme song and lyrics by Patrick Fasano. Arranged and performed by Seth Affoumado and Veronica Page Affoumado.

Calls, voicemails and emails gladly accepted and encouraged. Or email talktous at nowivesclub dot com.
Hit our website: Nowivesclub.com or our Facebook page for more fun!

In this week’s club therapy episode, the boys engage in a hilarious bitch session that runs the gamut from why older folks sometimes get crotchety to shrinking products like select-a-size paper towels and why bar soap is curved. They also discuss how not feeling so good every now and then is OK, and how our interactions can affect others. Bruce’s story of hugging in the grocery store leaves us on a high note. 

Featured cocktail: The Amalfi Spritzer, a bright, zippy blend of limoncello, Prosecco and sparking water. A Mediterranean delight! We realize there are those who face challenges with alcohol and we are here to support everyone in finding ways to enjoy what we offer.

NWC Clubbers: Marty, Bruce and Patrick. 

Produced and edited by Sam Anderson at the Secret Studios.

Theme song and lyrics by Patrick Fasano. Arranged and performed by Seth Affoumado and Veronica Page-Affoumado.

Calls, voicemails and emails gladly accepted and encouraged. Email talktous at nowivesclub dot com.

Hit our website: Nowivesclub.com or our Facebook page for more fun!

The Clubbers revisit the purpose of dogs and the unique bond gay men have with their pets. Then the roller coaster starts at surprise poops and ends with a question: do you stand up or sit down to pee. Ya just never know what to expect from these three. And was it easier to make friends as kids than it is now? 

Featured cocktail: the Negroni. A unique mix of gin, Campari, sweet vermouth and an orange peel garnish. A very awakening sensation with a titty twister at the end. We realize there are those who face challenges with alcohol and we are here to support everyone in finding ways to enjoy what we offer.

NWC Clubbers: Bruce, Marty and Patrick.

Produced and edited by Sam Anderson at the Secret Studios. 

Theme song and lyrics by Patrick Fasano. Arranged and performed by Veronica Page -Affoumado and Seth Affoumado.

Calls, voicemails and emails gladly accepted and encouraged. Email talktous at nowivesclub dot com or hit our website Nowivesclub.com, and our Facebook page for more info and fun.

Therapy, too many jokes about prolapsed anus, and what exactly was in Queen Elizabeth’s purse? This one jumps around a lot, but is sure to tickle your funny bone. The Clubbers really knock it out of the park with this one. Everything from vocal fry and mouth sounds to bedwetting and pee dreams. Get ready to get your laugh on! 

Featured cocktail: the Greyhound. Vodka and grapefruit juice, with a cucumber spear. We understand that there are those who may face challenges with alcohol and we are here to support everyone in finding ways to enjoy what we offer.

NWC Clubbers: Bruce, Marty and Patrick.

Produced and edited at the Secret Studio by Sam Anderson.

Theme song and lyrics by Patrick Fasano. Performed and arranged by Seth Affoumado and Veronica Page-Affoumado.

Calls, voicemails and emails gladly accepted and encouraged. Email talk to us at nowivesclub dot com.
Hit our website Nowivesclub.com and visit our Facebook page for more info and fun.

Yes, it sounds too good to be true but it is! The three old queens are back and more ready than ever for another season of hilarity, irreverence and humor therapy. Surviving and thriving, they dish on everything from human’s need for purpose and the amped up F.E.A.R. of big world changes, to CBD suppositories. They even let y’all in on the secret of life. 

Featured cocktail: The Margarita. Bright, fruity, and oh so refreshing.

We understand that some may face challenges with alcohol and we are here to support everyone in finding ways to enjoy what we offer.

NWC Clubbers: Patrick, Marty and Bruce.

Produced and edited by Sam Anderson at the secret Studio.

Theme song: lyrics by Patrick Fasano, performed and arranged by Seth Affoumado and Veronica Page- Affoumado.

Calls, emails and voicemails gladly accepted and encouraged. Email talk to us at no wives club dot com.

Hit our website: Nowivesclub.com and our Facebook page for more fun and info.

As the first season of The No Wives Club draws to a close, the Clubbers wax nostalgic and find humor as they venture in to the serious condition of the country. We also ask, what makes us gag the most? And how to find happiness and inspiration in the third act of life. 

Featured cocktail: the Vodka Gilmlet, simple, classic with quite a punch.

We understand that some may face challenges with alcohol and we are here to support everyone in finding ways to enjoy what we offer.

NWC Clubbers: Patrick, Bruce and Marty.

Produced and edited by: Sam Anderson at the Secret Studio.

Theme song: lyrics by Patrick Fasano, arranged and performed by Veronica Page Affoumado and Seth Affoumado.

Calls, emails and voicemails gladly accepted and encouraged. Email talktous at nowivesclub dot com.

Look for season 2 coming soon.

Tonight the clubbers chew on some foreskin as they discuss preferences, cut or uncut.

Meet the musicians who perform our theme song, Ethel Merman makes a return quickie from the grave, and ASMR: annoying or enjoyable? Great fun tonight!

Featured cocktail: The Little Dick’ll do. A zippy, fun turn-on of a drink.

We understand that some may face challenges with alcohol. We are here to support everyone in finding ways to enjoy what we offer.

NWC Clubbers: Bruce, Marty and Patrick.

Produced and edited by Sam Anderson at the Secret Studio.

Theme song: Lyrics by Patrick Fasano. Arranged and performed by Veronica Page Affoumado and Seth Affoumado.

Calls, emails and voicemails gladly accepted and encouraged. Email talk to us at nowivesclub dot com.