Usually, we'd talk to you about wrestling on the first of the month. But our travel schedule didn't really allow for a lot of down time, so we neither watched nor discussed wrestling all week. Given the constraints of our situation, we had to turn lemons into lemon juice; here's 30 minutes of us screaming about what it's like to get locked in a convention center full of nightlife weirdos for three days.

In many ways, Golddust paved the way for our show by helping introduce drag into the WWE. So we're repaying the favor by giving his drag a fun little update. (And also paying it forward by urging straight people to Google Leigh Bowery.)

In this jam-packed ten minutes of fashion reinvention, we learn where Ember Moon's name came from, what inspires her character, who's accusing her of plagiarism, and which iconic movie look we think she should copy instead. Plus, bonus ASMR mouth sounds that Ariel was forbidden from editing out.

Being the embodiment of evil is a tough gimmick to sell. It's also a tough gimmick to redesign. We do our best. Don't take away DJ Accident Report's goth credentials, they're all he has.

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AEW is shaking a lot of things up for the WWE. This month, we discuss who's staying (Luke Harper), who's going (Sasha Banks maybe?), who's changing their character (Bray Wyatt), who's renaming their tag team (We're Vikings!), and who's dating (Charlotte and Seth Rollins). Plus audience questions from Patreon!

n lieu of a Ring Gear Remix this Thursday, we're offering you a series of short interviews with a few of the fabulous people we hung out with over WrestleMania weekend. Enjoy our clearly impromptu chats with Effy, Eddy McQueen, Cassius, MV Young, Billy Dixon, DJ Summers, Corinne Mink, Ashton Starr, and Sarah Shockey!

Given his strong opinions on goth fashion, it was only a matter of time before Accident Report brought up Naito and his crew. So this week, we're doing our best to make one of NJPW's bad boys look good.

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We've spent a lot of time talking about what we DON'T like about Nia's fashion choices, so this week we put our money where our mouth is. Our concept for her revamped clothing and character is frankly so outstanding that it even we're shocked. What we're saying is: hire us, WWE.

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Since our favorite homeless wizard recently teased a new look, we figured we should dive in with our own redesign. We love being slightly late to the game! Keep an eye on how his persona evolves to see if WWE is plagiarizing our work yet. (It's only a matter of time.)

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In which we generally lament that we're still talking about the WWE when AEW is so tantalizingly close.

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