Welcome to The Nonlinear Library, where we use Text-to-Speech software to convert the best writing from the Rationalist and EA communities into audio. This is: Barbieheimer: Across the Dead Reckoning, published by Zvi on August 1, 2023 on LessWrong.
SPOILER WARNING: This post, after a brief spoiler-free review section, will contain full spoilers for Oppenheimer, Barbie and Mission: Impossible: Dead Reckoning Part One, and some for Across the Spiderverse.
Movies are so back. While they are having their Barbieheimer moment, it seems worthwhile to gather thoughts of myself and others on both movies, and also mention two other recent pictures.
First, I'll offer various levels of spoiler-free review of all four movies, then get into the weeds.
Spoiler-Free Reviews
Full Spoiler-Free (1-bit reviews, only yes or no):
See all four movies.
Almost Fully Spoiler-Free (several-bit reviews):
You should definitely see Spiderverse, Barbie and Oppenheimer. Mission Impossible is good, but optional.
Pro tip, as it turns out: Do not see Barbie and Oppenheimer on the same day.
Ranked by how pure quality: Across the Spiderverse, Barbie, Oppenheimer, Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning.
Ranked by how good a time you'll have: Across the Spiderverse, Barbie, Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning, Oppenheimer.
Ranked by how important it is to have seen it, and how important it is to ensure everyone sees it: Oppenheimer, Barbie, Across the Spiderverse, Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning.
Traditional-Level Spoiler-Free Review: Oppenheimer
See it. And remember: It isn't for you.
By this I mean several things.
If you are reading this, there are things you doubtless already know and messages you do not need to hear, that many others do not know and do need to hear.
Yes, this results in the movie being three hours long and it should have found ways to be shorter, although it is not so easy to make it too much shorter.
One does not go to a movie like this to enjoy it. Appreciate, reflect, experience, take in, learn, understand, cry, remember, yes. Enjoy, no. If you enjoyed this movie, what were you even watching?
Thus, you see this movie for other people. You see it so that you will act in the world as a person who has seen it, and can take that with them as they live.
Also so that you can share this moment with other people, and relate to them and help them take it with them into the world, as well.
This is the central message you are meant to understand and take away from this film, once you know its context: It isn't for you. None of it is for you.
If you are looking for the 'I love science' or 'how to science' movie, this is not it.
If that makes you want to not see this movie, you shouldn't see this movie.
Oppenheimer has an 88 on Metacritic. By that metric, it is overrated. I'd have it around 80.
Traditional-Level Spoiler-Free Review: Barbie
See it. You may think it is not for you, and you are wrong. This is for everyone.
I speculated that this might be the highest VORP (Value Over Replacement Picture) movie of all time. There are better movies, and Barbie is not perfect, but it is so much better than it had any right to be or anyone had a right to expect. It is fiercely loyal to its source material, it is highly intelligent, dense and full of real ideas playing on multiple levels, it almost entirely avoids the traps one would expect it to fall into and that some claim it did fall into. Unlike many movies these days it is tight, with no dull or unnecessary moments. The soundtrack kills. And it is freaking hilarious throughout.
Barbie has an 80 on Metacritic. It is underrated and should be more like a 90.
Traditional-Level Spoiler-Free Review: Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning
There may never be a more fitting title than Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning. Each of these four words is doing important work. And it is very much a Part 1.
There are two clear cases against seeing this movie.
This is a two hour and forty five minute series of action set pieces...