After a full-blown Instagram hack scare (yes, I was useless the rest of the day), I decided to take a midweek Chicago trip. Wandered through a Lincoln Park farmers market which was basically Etsy but outdoors. The only redeeming thing? A rose & raspberry croissant. Saturday was all about reliving my high school memories at Medieval Times. Still fun, but it hits very different as an adult.

From CEO scandals to BRAT weddings to why almond croissants are worth the carbs, this episode is pure chaos in the best way.

This past weekend was all about family time and judging by my calendar, that’s how the rest of my summer is going to go. July is the Month of Birthdays, and I swear I can’t catch my breath between celebrations. But I did surprise myself… I went into nature. Yes, me—the self-proclaimed non-nature girl went hiking and it was actually amazing. Climbing ladders, crossing streams, full adventure vibes. Maybe I just need a view to make hiking my thing.

Sit down, grab a drink and enjoy me yapping

Happy (slightly totally belated) 4th of July! This year was pretty low-key for me, nothing like last year’s. We’re also in the middle of my deep clean era, what started as scrubbing my room has turned into a full-blown remodel. Rome wasn’t built in a day, but apparently my brain thinks my bedroom should be.

Plus: my unexpected obsession with reading local business reviews (especially the shady ones) and how Facebook comment sections have become my favorite guilty pleasure!

It’s messy, random, and hilarious basically everything you need for a perfect summer listen.

It’s been a normal week between episodes but I swear it feels like forever since we last talked, and I have SO much to catch you up on. This week I’m in my organization era (who even am I?!) after vacuum-sealing my prom and homecoming dresses and realizing just how much closet space they were hogging. I even caught myself taking pictures of clothes before donating them… because apparently, I have emotions about fabric.

We’re talking concert chaos, celebrity friendship crossovers, scary stage malfunctions, and why my credit card is officially on a diet.

Grab your cold drink, turn up the volume, and let’s spill it all.

This week’s episode is hotter than a summer sidewalk, and just as chaotic. 😅 We’re talking:

✨ Artists showing up LATE to their own concerts (and why I’d rather stay home tbh)

🔥 Manifesting summer all year… just for it to be way too hot to function

🚫 Why I'm okay with going BLOCK crazy

🎶 Celebrity albums dropping with zero impact (is music even music-ing anymore?)

🛍️ And why I’m officially scared of trying new products, because my trust issues have layers

If you’ve ever been personally victimized by a heat wave, a flopped album, or a mystery skincare ingredient, this one’s for you.

Hit play, grab a cold drink, and prepare to feel very seen. 🎧✨

We’re talking TV star paychecks then vs. now (some of these numbers will shock you), the iconic chaos of Labubus and Lafufus, and finally catching up on Netflix shows I should’ve watched ages ago. I also get into Real Housewives drama, nail salons, and my growing obsession with French pastry shops I absolutely can’t afford—but keep going to anyway.

This week, I’m catching you up on my cousin’s graduation, accidentally relapsing into my theatre kid era, and why I seriously need to break up with Texas Roadhouse (but the rolls have a hold on me). We’re talking Taylor and Travis marriage rumors, Sabrina Carpenter’s country twist, Addison Rae’s music glow-up, and Dua Lipa possibly headlining the Super Bowl. Plus, I had a pool day, a mini hair crisis, and a very public scare at BJ’s during the NBA playoffs—it's chaotic in the best way.

I missed my first-ever flight (shoutout to United for being nicer than Spirit), failed at drinking around the world at Epcot, and still somehow had a magical Disney trip. Plus, my current obsessions, and cringe insurance mix-up.

On this episode, I’m dishing on the time I ended up at the restaurant where they filmed Jersey Shore, my random beach encounter with John Stamos. Plus, I get into some of my biggest pet peeves—you might just relate a little too much.

A dress sewn inside out, ghosted Amazon orders, and fake nails falling off one by one—it's been that kind of week. I’m talking Halloween hate (I don’t do scary), the new Lilo & Stitch and Harry Potter reboots, and why confrontation is just not for me. Plus: Would You Rather chaos, and my weirdly emotional attachment to memberships I won’t cancel.