BurritoJesus, CalicoJack and the Degenerate Gambler go through what they learned in week 5 of the XFL (0:15), guess the gambling lines for week 6 (4:44), put TSN and the Coronavirus on blast (19:30), try to figure out what went wrong with the BattleHawks in DC (29:27), power rank the XFL teams (34:01) and hand out their best bets and picks for week 6 of the XFL (49:27).

The Degenerate Gambler joins Calico Jack and BurritoJesus in studio to go over what they learned from week 4 of the XFL (0:23), guess the week 5 lines (9:30), put the city of Phoenix and Cardale Jones on blast (18:08), evaluate the new names at quarterback (27:06), power rank the teams (40:41), and hand out their best bets for week 5 of the XFL and the US presidential race (48:42). 

BurritoJesus and CalicoJack tackle week 4 of the XFL from a gambling perspective with advanced stats. They look at what we learned in week 3 of the XFL (0:59), guess the lines (2:39), put TSN on blast (9:49), explore what happened to the DC Defenders (12:30), preview the Texas Showdown between the Dallas Renegades and the Houston Roughnecks (14:41), power rank the teams (18:42) and give out their best bets (35:24).

BurritoJesus and CalicoJack recap what they learned in week 2 (0:35), guess the week 3 lines (4:18), power rank the teams heading into week 3 (10:27), and give out their — the Degenerate Gambler's — best bets (23:19).

BurritoJesus flies solo through week 3 of the XFL with a look at surprising statistical takeaways, which team is the most undervalued going forward, how the BattleHawks can get even better and a QB power ranking.

After one week of XFL football, BurritoJesus and Calico Jack evaluate what they learned, guess the week 2 spreads (3:19), see which teams they've u-turned their opinion on (10:29), demand the BattleHawks release Jordan Ta'amu from the chains of a run-first offence (15:54), look at unexpected statistical takeaways (18:45), power rank the quarterbacks and teams (29:00) and hand out their, and the Degenerate Gambler's, best bets of the week (55:55).

Week 1 of the XFL is here and BurritoJesus and Calico Jack are back from their period of mourning for the AAF to powerrank the new spring league's quarterbacks and coaches, examine the opening lines and give out their best bets of the week. Recorded Tuesday, Feb. 4.

This week Calico Jack and BurritoJesus pour one out for the Alliance of American Football and then look to the future of the podcast.

0:43 -- Recapping Last Week

1:59 -- RIP AAF

8:59 -- Ranking the Greatest Teams in AAF History

15:32 -- The Future of the Northern Parlay?

17:08 -- NHL Playoffs Series Prices

23:14 -- NBA Finals Parlay

30:58 -- The Masters

35:47 -- EPL Free Money (?!)

This week BurritoJesus and Calico Jack talk their best bets for week 8 of the Alliance of American Football, breakdown the team's strength of schedule, and go deep on a league wide power rankings.

5:28 -- Guess the Lines 

16:36 -- Best Bets of the Week

22:49 -- Strength of Schedule

29:50 -- Power Rankings

The inaugural episode of the Northern Parlay, a podcast about gambling and the Alliance of American Football, with Burrito Jesus and Calico Jack.

6:04 -- Guess the Lines

18:30 -- Best bets of the Week

26:50 -- Power Rankings