Due to myself being busy telling my life story to a mic I thought was live, my plans for the reform of this podcast have once again been shoved aside by Nutmeg's shenanigans.

I have finally changed the name of the podcast to something more appropriate. If I'm ever going to make any money after being blackmailed, it's time for Nutmeg to fall back into his proper position and for me to start scripting this podcast again.

Both Nutmeg and I are in for big surprises in today's important episode.

I, The Boss, have become cool. I have joined the crowd on social media! Surely this venture will make more money than this worthless podcast.

Once again, Nutmeg is convinced that this episode is jinxed, but this time it's because of the date.

The epic return of the Nutmeg Companion is a reality! This season, things will be different... that I, The Boss, can promise. What I can't promise is whether it will be better or worse.

Let's get one thing straight. Nutmeg did NOT get the best of me on this one. OK? We good? All right, so there's no reason to download this episode. Please.

Nutmeg hitches a ride with #43, a friend from his home planet, and flies back into the podcast studio to surrender his handheld voice recorder.

Nutmeg has a secret for you: he thinks I am stalking him and have followed him all the way back to his home planet.

While on his home planet, Nutmeg pitifully reads the First Prayer of the Continental Congress. How he found the transcript of an American speech on another planet is puzzling, but why anyone would listen to him read it is beyond me.