The Observable Universe

Regarding its (apparent) nonexistence...

In which a textual analysis of the Cheeto bag leads to an unexpected discovery.

Do you know why I count things?

"You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means."

-Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride

"Boop."

Cheeto dust and ice chunks! It's a great day to be a machine!

The switch is evil.

In which our heroes argue over semantics and hanging cats.