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We're back with two weeks worth games and how the weeks have swung things in the league, we'll get into all the major games and impacts to the league, we'll talk about the world cup draws as well as some of the champions league games that are up and coming, as well as have a good decision about what Salah's remarks might mean for his future.

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We get back on the train discussing the best of the weekends highlights along with some goings on of the Champions league this past week as well as a look forward to the upcoming weeks fixtures which includes games mid-week and on the weekend.

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This week we have a very special guest on, and we discuss last weeks matches, midweek champions league fixtures, and next weeks premier league fixtures. We have an understaffed lineup at the offensive third this week, BUT Harold more than makes up for it. As always, thank you for listening, we love you, and were proud of you! I think...

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This week you get Ryan, Casey and Cobalt as your hosts talking about match week 11's games, along with some champions league shenanigans. They also enter into a discussion if the Premier Leagues more direct stylistic adoption is making the game boring. 

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We're back, well atleast 3 of us. Ryan, Casey and Cobalt are here to walk you through week 10 of the EPL, and look at the upcoming weeks fixtures including champions league and EPL games for gameweek 11. They'll talk about the front runners Arsenal and the teams chasing them. 

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Dale, Cobalt and Ryan are holding the down the fort this week breaking down all the weekend's games including the first Liverpool loss of the season (Finally!), and the relegated teams as they do bits after coming up. All this along with some very average assessments around the Balon D'or and a look at their fantasy gameweek decisions.

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Dales pissed, Ryan’s content, Casey’s highly dissatisfied and cobalts used to it all. This week the guys break down week 5. 

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Casey, Ryan and Cobalt, are your hosts this week, talking about all things premier league after what feels like and exhaustive international break. Covering the Manchester derby, Arsenal vs Forrest, Spurs vs Burnley, and of course that Liverpool game, amongst some others. Also touching base on some FPL stuff. 

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Welcome back, TOT fans!

This week we come to you without Cobalt, who is enjoying some time away, so the other four do their best. 

We cover all the games, with the major talking points being Spurs big win, Arsenal look good, some great mid table clashes, are West Ham going to survive, how handsome is Scott Parker, and why, oh why, are we still discussing how shit VAR is!?!

Then we move onto the game Monday night, next week's clashes including the BIG BIG one Sunday, and a little FPL. Casey then updates the Platinum Pussies on his little phone number escapade with a lady friend. TBC... 

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We're back for the first week of the season, we talk about the debut of two of the most talked about forwards this transfer window in Gyokeres and Sesko, and boy was it a letdown. We'll breakdown Liverpool and high scoring game against Bournemouth, as well as City's trouncing of Wolves. Casey is back so we have another episode of the platinum p*ssies. Tune for another week of shenanigans with Cobalt, Dale, Asher and Casey!