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Hello again, TOT supporters! Welcome back to a late, maybe great, special edition of the pod. We have recovered from our post Oktoberfest hangover to put out a very Manchester United heavy episode, live on location from Ryan's porch! 

We discuss the two obvious stories of the week, and get into a little of the rest of the action from the previous game week. You can't deny United are a massive club when they upstage the Arsenal-Liverpool match by sacking their manager. De plaan has come unstujk for ETH, and it's Amorim IN. 

We will be back on Sunday night with the next pod, which should drop late that night or early Monday morning! As always, thank you for listening. Please like, share, subscribe, and tell a friend. We love you!

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Welcome back, friends of TOT! This week we go hard into GW8 with a little help from a surprise from Casey. The boys pile praise on United for a very good result, talk about another Arsenal red card, discuss whether or not Liverpool are looking like league contenders, and dicuss that late City winner against Wolves. Asher shows up late, gets a punishment shot of Malort, and then leaves early, and the rest of the boys talk about the games coming up this week. Sunday is the big one down south between Liverpool and Arsenal!

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The boys are back after a couple weeks off, they're coming back with some of the most well put together thoughts and analysis of the international break ...well they were until Cobalt decided to dip out half through the episode and leave the guys t to their devices, only chaos could ensue, listen to this episode to listen to their antics.

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Welcome back, TOT fans! This week we get into a fairly entertaining week in the Premier League by starting off the show with a shot of Malort, courtesy of Scotty Who Rocks the Body. Ryan asks the boys a question each, and wrong answers are met with a shot glass of Malort. 

Then, to continue the bad taste in our mouths, we talk about Manchester United. Ryan gets a little face time with the mic to talk about his rampant Spurs, and we all marvel at Mickey VDV's crazy speed. Then we segue into Chelsea, and whether or not we think Cole Palmer is the best player in the Premiership currently (he is.) Finally we talk about the Arse, and how Casey has the ability to influence game winning goals with his. Third eye? Brown eye? All the same to us.

We finish up with a look ahead, including the Villa - United game which promises to be a cracking tilt, and Cobalt treats us to a quote for What Is That Is He Said?

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Welcome back to TOT! This week we officially introduce Casey as the 5th member of the pod! We are so thrilled to have him on. 

This week we discuss the biggest game of the early season, and get into THAT red card, and refereeing decisions as a whole. Asher suggests the PL has a celebrity ref problem and suggest they need to be mic'd up. We briefly discuss the other games of the week, and touch on the Spurs-United game for next week as our pick for the biggest game of the week. 

Casey entreats us to a "What Is That Is He Said," before an incredibly terrible fart cuts the show short by stinking everyone out. It's a shitty way to end, but that's show business, baby!

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London is Red, Liverpool are blue, Everton are shit, and the boys have a new control panel!

Welcome back TOT supporters. We come at you this week courtesy of a new podcast recorder! Now we can have six people plus a caller, making it even more confusing when we talk over one another. 

This week we discuss Liverpool laying a turd at home, and Asher gives us some sage wisdom on how to be happy despite your team giving you the Amber Heard treatment. Cobalt, Ryan, and Casey discuss the North London Derby and Casey's voodoo magic that won Arsenal the game. We laugh at the Toffees (again), and discuss four upcoming games that we are interested to watch over the weekend. Obviously the big one: The Kung Fu Kick Derby!

Finally, Casey gives us the What Is That Is He Said in the flesh, and we get zen on the meaning of Ange's comments on set piece defending. 

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Welcome back, TOT fans! We must apologize as we somehow recorded and then punted Episode 3, but don't worry, here's a recap:

Everton. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now that's settled, let's get into GW 4 action, including the mother of them all, or at least a favorite aunt: The North London Derby! Ryan, Cobalt, and Dale discuss the biggest game of their early season while Asher has a wee nap, and then we discuss the Fulham and West Ham game. This leads to two very important topics: Corner Pub is a great place to get drunk, and have you had Malort? Dale has a small fit, and then we talk a little bit about Fantasy. Casey Matheny continues to top TOT FPL league, but it's early doors, so we hand out some tips to help you make good decisions. 

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Just kidding, but would you be surprised!? This week we cover GW2, including that incredible Chelsea result, Brighton getting by United, Arsenal looking sumptuous, and Boring, Boring, Liverpool! 

Then we get into transfer rumors, especially a certain Mr. Toney headed to Chelsea. After that, we try to make sense of the new Champions League format, and have our favorite installment: What is that is he said!? This week, Madueke slags off Wolverhampton, which has busses, they'll have you know!

As always, we appreciate each and every one of you who are listening. Please like, share, give us a rating, and tell a friend. Until next week!

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This week we get into the first PL games of the year! What could be said about these games that could also be said about a date with us: lots of build up and anticipation, mediocre end result. But no matter! We get into reffing decisions, halftime substitutions, and a certain sexual harrASSment by a Wolves player on Gabriel Jesus!? 

Later we discuss transfers and cover a few of the most anticipated games for the coming weekend. 

Feels good to be back, and as always, thank you so much for listening. We'd love to hear from you, good, bad, or indifferent, so please drop us a line. Let us know who you are, and where you're listening from. We'd love to be able to mention and thank you on the show! 

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It's finally here! On Friday, the League kicks off with Fulham away to United, and we have Manchester United Knox (Knox Red Army) leader DJ Loope visiting with us this week to discuss the Red Devils. We get into the feeling about last season, transfer news, predictions for next season, and he very graciously offers a $50 gift card to the winner of our fantasy league! We will match with one to Southside Garage, and then challenge the other clubs to match the offer as well. 

In the second part of the show, we have Dale back in and cover all the PL games for the coming weekend, briefly discuss FPL, and cover our predictions for the upcoming season. We are going to answer the questions and seal them in an envelope to open after the end of the season. As always, we love you and thank you for listening!