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Enjoy this reading of The Old Barkeep, Barkeep's Advice from More Leaves from the Inn of the Last Home edited by Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman.

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The Old Barkeep

Barkeep’s Advice

Drink once, and if you drink twicePlease heed an old barkeep’s advice

* Just after you’ve finished a flagon,Don’t bet you can harness a dragon,It will take it amissAnd probably hissAnd will surely demolish the wagon.

Drink once, and if you drink twicePlease heed an old barkeep’s advice

* If bottles of wine make you tenderSo not try to cuddle a Kender,For you’ll lose all your gold,And also I’m toldIt is hard to distinguish their gender.

Drink once, and if you drink twicePlease heed an old barkeep’s advice

* After drinking a glass of the foam,Do not buy machines from a gnome,For the levers and gearsCould drive you to tearsAnd just trust me—don’t try this at home.

Drink once, and if you drink twicePlease heed an old barkeep’s advice

* When you’re downing a grog on the wharfRefrain, sir, from drowning a dwarf,He will shout and resistAnd brandish his fistAnd make sure that your features all morph.

Drink once, and if you drink twicePlease heed an old barkeep’s advice