Yes, it certainly is well only in Old Git World. We visited the home of Mr Christmas UK, and the big man was there, ready and waiting for us.

It was our visit to the home of Andy Parke, who is officially Mr Christmas, and what a wonderful surprise and great day out it was for us. As we arrived, the Queen's speech was on TV; Mr Christmas runs this EVERY single day of the year and alternates between the King and, of course, the Queen. The whole house is fully decorated and looks so nice with his upside-down Christmas tree.

You have to listen in to find out more and, of course, see the images on our socials.

With the sunshine we are having in the UK at the moment, it was nice to visit Mr Christmas and think about what is likely to be coming up in a few months' time.

Enjoy, and of course Ho! Ho! Ho!

Yes, as the title suggests, we are still working on hitting the road with our very own unique 'fast food' offering. This is actually the audio version we put out on our YouTube channel (what do you mean you didn't know we had a YouTube channel)? Just go to YouTube on any device; mind you, we look surprisingly wonderful on widescreen TV. Mind you, I think that's thanks to Hair, makeup and wardrobe- of course I mean the lack of either of those departments.

Anyway, let us know what you think by getting in touch on any of the socials or email or via Doris Stokes (look it up). [email protected]

Enjoy, but not too much, just in case matron is watching.

x

For those of you who haven't caught up with our YouTube channel, this is one of our latest videos. (Incidentally, it's easy to watch on mobile, tablet, computer, or even your TV. Just go to YouTube and type in Old Gits and Hits).

Anyway, for those that just can't be bothered, like the true Old Gits we are. We decided to deliver it as a podcast as well, so here it is. Now as you know, we do ramble on a bit at times; for instance, this time it's continuing our show and tell, with the addition of a genuine NEW Old Gits mug. We also talk about finding buried treasure whilst at home, you know in these cupboards or drawers that no one ever wants to look in. John also tries to convince us (well, he had already convinced himself) that he has a good and muscular physique. You need to listen to hear David & Chir's response.

That's about it for now from 3 Old Gits to you. Have a darn good day, or spend all day darning; now that's something we should talk about.

Cheerio x

Yet another money-making opportunity that we have, and believe it or not, this one definitely has legs, well, actually wheels.

This story came about when a leading lady 'luvvie' announced that her mother fed her rubbish food by giving her crisp sandwiches. Now, being Old Gits, we took umbrage with that as we are totally convinced the crisp sandwich is a British food institution that needed defending.

Furthermore, we saw it as a great opportunity for us to start our own outside catering company, providing crisp sandwiches on demand. Not only that, but David actually found a couple of food trucks, including an ex-ice cream truck that would be ideal for our project. We are looking for your help with coming up with the 'theme' tune that will be played when the Crisp truck arrives along your street. The Crunch by the RAH Band was one suggestion we would like more.

Finally, we also thought the à la carte menu and self-construction sandwich (after you have your own FREE lesson) on how to build the correct sandwich, which will be trademarked, of course.

Book the Old Gits crisp catering for your next big event.

Grab a crisp sandwich, listen in and enjoy.

As a team, we always endeavour to put the fun into each of our shows. Occasionally, there is a subject that needs serious consideration, and a segment of this week's show did exactly that, under the guidance of Chris Criddle, who speaks candidly about the issues he encountered himself.

As a reminder, we can all be one small step away from suffering from mental health issues, not just for a week, but for some, it can be a considerable and even a desperate time. We will let Chris explain, and of course, hopefully it leaves you totally aware that there is ALWAYS someone there to help or talk to.

If in doubt, just click on the links below.

https://www.mentalhealth.org.uk/

https://mentalhealth-uk.org/

https://www.mind.org.uk/

A Grandiloquent Greeting from the City Varieties!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Me-Lords, Ladies, and Gentlemen! Pray, silence! Cast your sensory waves toward the proscenium arch and prepare to be transported, transfixed, and—dare I suggest—totally transformed! Today, we present for your delectation and your absolute, unadulterated diversion, a broadcast of unparalleled brilliance!

We welcome to our illustrious airwaves the purveyors of that auditory extravaganza known as The Old Gits & Hits! Today, they shall engage in a tripartite tussle of topicality, a cacophony of conversation, a veritable Cornucopia of Contention! Observe as they dissect:

The Gracious Game of Golf: That "splendid walk spoiled," where men of a certain vintage pursue a diminutive dimpled orb with a determination bordering on the demonic!

The Sudsy Saga of Soap: From the bubbling cauldrons of cleanliness to the melodramatic machinations of the afternoon serial—a subject both fragrant and fractured!

The Piquant Palatability of Pizza: That circular, savoury, and suspiciously Italianate disc of dough, topped with a plethora of perilous provender!

Will there be agreement? Never! Will there be harmony? Hardly! But will there be a high-spirited hootenanny of heritage and hits? Incontestably!

So, I implore you, put your digital digits together, raise the rafters of your celestial cavern, and give a gargantuan, Gallic, and GORGEOUS welcome to... THE OLD GITS AND HITS!

Incidentally, I think you might just like it.

Well, we thought we would add this very short snippet from our visit to Clevedon, Somerset, where we recorded the whole show live.

As we were standing, recording the programme in a bandstand on the seafront,  our discussion focused on the fact that there was zero graffiti anywhere on the bandstand, which, given the amount we see in most outdoor places around the country, was a testament to either the locals in Clevedon or the community. Then, as is usual, Chris managed to lower the tone of the whole show with one word. Now we won't spoil it for you, but listen in and see if you understood the word before David did (he actually had to look it up). 

Anyway, it made us chuckle, and hopefully you to.

Thats it, short and simple this week. Although, of course, you can listen to the whole show, and in future news, we will be reactivating our YouTube channel, so stay tuned for when that's happening.

It's a very special show this week as we were invited into Weston Hospice during 'Love Your Hospice Month'.

There cannot be many who aren't aware of the great work carried out by staff and volunteers daily at one of the many hospices across the UK.  It also can't have missed your attention that once again, hospices are in the news with funding issues, for they are, of course, charities and NOT fully funded by the NHS.

We took the opportunity to visit and spend time meeting and speaking to many of the team, from clinicians, fundraisers and volunteers at Weston Hospice. We gained a great insight into the work carried out by the 'team' and found it informative, enlightening and equally entertaining. 

Hopefully, you will find listening to our visit as enjoyable as we did making it, and that it will provide you with a full insight into the operational workings, issues and situations we found. Of course, these will most certainly be echoed across the country at your local hospice, wherever you are listening.

The above just about sums it up; We debate the rigours of life and how we endeavour to tackle them. Chris continually reminds us that he doesn't have the same issues that David & John experience. Mind you, with Chris's 'freedom' aiming to end in Oct (he gets married), both David & John remind him that it will be all change from that day, as I am sure you all agree (well, if you are married that is).

As for the impending nuptials of Mr Criddle, he updates us on the order of service and the duties of the Best Man, and that, of course, is the stag do. Chris is under the impression that the stag do is likely to be a 'low-key' event. Well, not if we have anything to do with it (which we haven't). Still, as Chris has agreed to pay for us both, we will give him the benefit of the doubt. And you could well be invited as its likely the service will be streamed.

Enjoy

As we march towards the end of January, we thought it would be a good time for you to listen to our Old Gits Panto. It includes everything you ever wanted in a panto - the good, the bad, and the ugly (and that's just the three Old Gits). 

There is also a smattering of love and lust, in fact, everything you always wanted for entertainment in a panto, and of course, for those who only listen to the Podcasts and are possibly unfamiliar with panto and its entertainment value. All I can say to you is welcome, now sit back and enjoy the true spirit of Beauty & The Beast as you have never experienced it before.