TOPICS INCLUDE:

-A CHEER UP CALL TO TIM CONWAY JR.

-OLD MAN PICKLE NOSE TURNS 80

-LARRY YELLS AT A CHICKEN

-DEAR EVAN HANSEN

-LEGISLATORS IN YOUR WOMB

-TAKE ME DOWN TO THE TURPENTINE CITY

-JIMMY CARTER BREAKS HIS HIP

-NANCYTIME UNCLOGS THE TOILETS