Albert: "Oh God, I pierced the toast!" Armand: "So what? The important thing to remember is not to go to pieces when that happens. You have to react like a man, calmly. You have to say to yourself, 'Albert, you pierced the toast, so what? It's not the end of your life.'"

We cannot tell a lie nor hide our disappointment! The Breadwinner (2026) with Nate Bargatze comes up way short. If it were a cherry tree we would chop it down without hesitation. Love the comic but the movie stinks.

"Hang on, it's about to get weird." One of us goes in a He-Man virgin and comes out fisted! Our take on Masters of the Universe (2026).

We're torn between Nicolas Cage's sandwich eating and mid-atlantic accent in Spider-Noir (2026).

It wasn't the worst Star Wars live action production regardless of the Aliens franchise crossover. Not to mention the OG Ghostbusters.

We like air conditioning, and beer, and bottomless bread sticks and tan lines, one-night stands, and threesomes, and foursomes, Jack and Coke. Just Jack. Just coke. - Also, Mortal Kombat II (2026)

And we still don't know why the chicken crossed the road! Frank's most anticipated movie may have redeemed him. It's a good time. We both highly recommend.

So Maryna and I go see Obsession (2025) and I make a wish! How bad could it be? We both think it's great - not that she has a choice in the matter at this point.

Busboys was far worse than the root canal earlier in the day! Not that we're keeping score but in the success at picking a good movie metric, Frank is 0 out of 2 and Linder is 1 out of 1. In a related note, when Frank falls asleep in a movie it is a 10. When Linder falls asleep it is a 0. There seems to be a pattern.

More evil midget! We watch Lone Wolf McQuade (1983) with friends and have a post watch discussion. It was a good time!