The Sports Wrap is back for another week and somehow Simmo and Stocko have managed to let Slop Jocks loose in the studio again – also known as Dangerous Farts Dan, for reasons best left unexplained. With the band back together, you can expect all the usual chaos, poor planning and moments that absolutely would not survive a production meeting.

The boys roll through the regular segments you know and tolerate, kicking things off with Around the Grounds, covering everything from the big sporting stories to the ones that probably didn’t deserve airtime but got it anyway. Stocko then takes a deep dive into the world of the NBA, breaking down the latest news, form lines and hot takes with just enough confidence to sound convincing.

As for Simmo, he does what Simmo does best – delivering his weekly dose of unchecked ego before giving it a gentle polish in Simon Says, where opinions are strong, facts are optional and self-reflection is… limited. The lads also turn their attention to the current batch of AFL coaches, analysing who’s flying, who’s under pressure and who might already be updating their résumé.

Along the way there are distractions, sidetracks, in-jokes, and plenty of moments that start with “we’ll cut this out” and never do. It’s sport, it’s banter, it’s barely controlled radio and it’s exactly what you’ve come to expect from the Sports Wrap — lots to talk about, plenty to laugh at, and, when you really think about it, not all that much at all.