The One With FRIENDS

s1 e19 • the one with the dart (the one where the monkey gets away)

ross sets the mood to win rachel over. mr heckles receives a delivery of an inhuman amount of bananas. and, barry doesn’t knock?!?! 😡

meanwhile, woo is a funny word...and also a command on sims. a happily married danielle is still considered a threat by her ex’s girl. you find out for the first time that we hate the broadway show ‘cats’. and, we wonder if there is a site that helps you find the outfits from this show?

also, last minute podcast guest, danielle’s mom, comes THRU to spill the tea on danielle’s most hated haircut 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

this episode is dedicated in loving memory of buckwheat, the single plastic wrapped american cheese loving dog. here’s to you (insert gif of grating cheese over a quesadilla)

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s1 e18 • the one where ross is NOT a good guy (the one with all the poker)

rachel is ready to move up in the world...vocationally. the guys definitely think ross threw the poker game. and, both the guys’ apartments have the same speed racer poster.

meanwhile, leann recalls her upbringing with @hookedonphonics. she also breaks down her competitive strategy during board games. we reveal our poker illiteracy. and, leann shares her rachel poker game conspiracy theory within this episode. 

also, where are all our lady poker players at 🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏿‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️

HELP NEEDED • does anyone have the official friends script that can tell us if the dentist recommending trident line was scripted or not? luellen and I may or may not have a wager on it and we never heard back from @mattyperry4 😢

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s1 e16 & e17 • the one with two episodes (the one with two parts: part 1 & 2)

nina is coming on hard. chandler tries too hard with women. ross is willing to ask someone who’s gone before him for big life advice. and, the girls take a VERY large risk in the hospital.

meanwhile, luellen tries to breakdown chandler’s psyche. fake throw up noises become a soothing backdrop to our opinions. leann praises this episode’s continuity. we find the delineation between ‘nerd’ and ‘dork’. and, jane wants her own ross segment on each episode.

also, can our emergency personnel friends tell us why/when emergency contacts come into play?

p.s. we SUPER call out luellen on her initial hatred of people before she gets to know them and call them ‘friend’.

PSA • jane likes @clarksshoes. she is a women’s size 8 and accepts gifts. dm us for shipping details.

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s1 e15 • the one with the dirty talk (the one with the stoned guy)

we finally find out what chandler does for work. something smells off at monica’s in-home interview. and, chandler attractively(?) walks in on an uncomfortably hilarious moment between the guys.

meanwhile, nicole questions chandler’s leadership capabilities. leann catches the actor swap-out for ross’s love interest. our favorite moment of the show is unanimous for the first time. and, we all agree that monkeys are not chick magnets...but puppies are!

also, nicole loves the east coast but hates seafood? HOW?!

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s1 e14 • the one with “oh my gawd” (the one with the candy hearts)

ross kisses his lesbian ex-wife on a first date. janice, the ‘hot mess’, debuts her famous phrase. and, the girls COULD have gone on their outdoor balcony for their cleansing ritual...right?!

meanwhile, our new friend danielle tells her juicy ‘ran into the ex’ and ‘breakup with the bf’ valentine’s stories. leann gloats about her best valentine’s date. luellen tells us about her first alcoholic beverage in mexico. and, we discuss menu pricing decorum on dates.

also, breaking news...men being into fashion is, like, a thing.

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s1 e13 • the one with the psycho(logist) (the one with the boobies)

we dive right in to family dynamics and drama. luellen feels like a 5 year old boy. and, we reminisced on the glory days of our young love crushes...wait, we’re still young!

meanwhile, joey’s character shows major growth. chandler jumps so high his body looks like an accordion. and, have all the friends seen each other naked? 

also, we typed the six friends’ enneagrams...do you think we got them right?

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s1 e12 • the one with the foosball table (the one with the dozen lasagnas)

paolo requests a massage and ends up being quite the masseur himself. rachel swears off men (😒 insert scoff). phoebe wins the ‘friend of the week’ award. and, poor monica.

meanwhile, we determine the best dressed male & female of the group. we love the way chandler and joey talk about their relationship(s). and, jane is back as our first featured guest to partake in the ‘which friend are you?’ segment.

also, leann VEHEMENTLY shares her STRONG opinion about the MUCH needed regulations and cultural changes that need to be implemented in order to shift the customary expectations that have dictated how baby showers and gender reveals are utilized in order to exploit trends for more social media clout. end rant. 😏

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s1 e11 • the one with the throbbing pens (the one with mrs. bing)

we kicked off the newest segment, ‘which friend are you’. we scope out men in local cafés. and, we determine that @jimmyfallon is the best late night show host. 

meanwhile, 2 women, 1 man. ross proves to be more bearable when drunk. paolo licks rachel’s wrist. and, chandler’s family makes us feel better about our own. 

also, for those listening in horror to the opening of this first episode of 2020 with post covid context... we made a y2k comparison we never realized would be so prophetic. ‘everything is well’ could not have been more poorly spoken. leann apologizes ardently! maybe if @netflix had kept @friends on their service ... 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏼‍♀️! if you need support from this episode, please call your local crisis center.

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s1 e10 • the one with the ‘happy’ new year (the one with the monkey) 

marcel the monkey is here and no one likes him. phoebe is the best dater of the group of friends...but not the best songwriter. and, chandler breaks his own ‘no date’ pact first and the group descends into sadness from there. 

meanwhile, luellen experiences heartbreak in the 4th grade. leann assumes her first kiss was horrible. and, ‘new year, new you’ is a facade created for procrastinators.

also, let’s give a ‘friends approved’ clap 👏🏼👏🏿👏🏽👏🏾 to luellen for graduating college!

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s1 e9 • the one with the first friends-giving (the one where underdog gets away)

leann vacations to dc to introduce our newest friend, ann, to the podcast and we find out she shares the ‘no turtleneck’ consensus. we question luellen’s decision to crack a can of cranberry sauce anytime of the year. and, we highly recommend not cooking bacon naked.

meanwhile, we find out chandlers deal with this particular holiday. ross needs to 1-up susan. monica makes 2 too many potato dishes. and, all of nyc knows that joey has vd.

also, underdog was not harmed in the making of this episode.

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