We may not be here every week, but nothing wrong with a wee socially distant TOB sporadic check-in every now and then! Join us for our first delve this season into all things fpl as mixed fortunes and wild card fever dominate the early headlines.

Oh hi there! What did we miss? A lot it would seem, but there's still a A LOT to play for as we enter the final week of another exciting fpl season. TOB League is going to the wire, as is the race for The Onion Throne. Dive in with us two footed, one last time...

What's the bloody point eh? Damned if you do, damned if you don't. With a heavy heart we delve into mistakes made from the previous gameweek and plan for the blanks and doubles ahead. Play for pride or push the pineapple button? Decisions, decisions...

It's time for a comeback. Not just to podcasting but to rise like a phoenix from the flames and re-ignite a floundering season...... maybe? Wildcards, double gameweeks and blank gameweeks inbound. Much to discuss!

It's been two weeks but feels like the game 'week' has been live for two months! It's still not even finished yet but we must check in and assess where we're at. It's time to plan for blank game weeks and possibly time to let chaos reign for those of us not where we need to be. That is if the gameweek. Ever. Ends.

Oh god there's a lot to sift through here. The rubble of a disastrous gwk 23 (for most) and an incomplete 'double' gwk 24 where many are being punished by unfortunate trip c injuries. Lets just dive in and try and make some sense of it all, shall we?

The best episode of TOB ever? Not for me to say, but there is a new jingle, a great nickname, an INSANE score in TOB League and a very full mailbag to sift through. Why don't you be the judge...

England's Rose Harry Kane is gubbed so our attention turns to replacement fire power. Like for like? or an opportunity to get some money in the bank? One eye is squinting at the first double game week of the season on the horizon but do you need to move now or will you be rewarded with patience? Posturing and musings on all things FPL lie within...

The last TOB of the year. The last TOB of the DECADE! Finishing up 2019 full of hope after some festive gains. It's not too early to plan for dgw's, there's a raft of new differentials putting their hand up and it's ever so tight atop TOB League! Much to discuss..

Deck the (henry) halls with boughs of holly as it's time for your annual festive treat! Interesting captain choices, influential assets without fixtures and a preposterous rappers aesthetic dominate the airwaves for your last chance to stick it in the onion bag before Santa Clause is coming to town...