Aaron and Dave are joined by the first guest on the OOOOFS podcast, Mr Paddy Murphy. The deluded Liverpool fan is put on the spot with plenty of questions from the listeners and the boys, as well as asking him about that first dates appearance. Paddy also picks his very own big knob XI. Contains bad language and even worse choice of favourite crisps.

Back after a long break! Aaron and Dave revisit the famous big nob XI to see if they can improve the team. Contains strong language and some massive choppers! OOOOFS!

Aaron and Dave discuss which player from each premier league club has shagged the most women. Contains strong language and a story about Sean Dyche that you really don’t want to miss. OOOOFS!!

Aaron and Dave discuss more of the pressing issues from the world of football. This week it is a discussion about which player from each team will be hardest inside a chippy. Contains strong language and violence. Disclaimer… it might make you fancy a chippy tea! OOOOOOOOFFSSS!!!

Following on from choosing the biggest knob from each team, Aaron and Dave choose which player from each team has the smallest knob. Contains strong language, adult themes, and a traumatic story from Dave’s past including a small knob. Enjoy boys! OOOOOOOFFSSS!!!

The first episode! Aaron and Dave run through all 20 premier league clubs deciding which player from each club has the biggest knob. Contains very strong language, some absolutely terrible shouts and without doubt some of the biggest willys in world football. Enjoy boys! OOOOOOFS!!!!