the protests last night were crazy AF!  
... just kidding.  i was just pretending like we were in 2020 again back when people used to stick it to the man.  
3 hour show.
#Fuck12 #Portland #BlackLivesMatter

2020's been so crazy so far!  Hope everyone is doing okay and staying safe in quarantine from this crazy new virus..  
Hopped on live a couple days ago here in July, 2020 to cover day 50 of the George Floyd protests/rebellions currently going on right now this very moment in Portland, and then i covered day 51 as well here in the year 2020 that it currently definitely is right now as I type this.  1 hour 45 minute show.
#Fuck12 #Portland #BlackLivesMatter

back on the grind.  2 hour 15 minute show.
#Fuck12 #Portland #BlackLivesMatter

This year we letting Christmas fight amongst itself... AI Jesus vs AI Santa in the battle for Xmas supremacy (which we hoped could result in xmas imploding due to unresolvable conflict between these two titans of myth and drivers of worldwide economies.. but alas..)..
3 hour show. (ho/ho/ho)

also; did you know that when we started the war on xmas 19 years ago, the common usage of "war on christmas" primarily had to do with controversies over some folks saying "happy holidays" and keeping lawn displays/etc. very "holiday-neutral", while others wanted to "stick to their guns" and say "merry christmas" and keep everything very Jesus/Santa-focused.

With the "AI_Santa" channel recently arriving on Twitch, along with the "ask_jesus", AI Jesus channel, it seemed a natural idea to let the AIs fight each other in some way.. 

Then, I was out for a cigarette break during the show, and asked the Google AI to tell me the current (2024) definition of "war on christmas", and it turned out the zone was trying from jump to tell the creaky old Janitor that times had indeed changed: 

AI GOOGLE: 

"In the "War on Christmas" debate, Jesus Christ would be seen as the central figure representing the religious core of the holiday, while Santa Claus would be considered a more secular symbol, often criticized for overshadowing the spiritual meaning of Christmas by focusing heavily on gift-giving and commercialism; therefore, some might argue that a "war on Christmas" is essentially an attempt to downplay the religious significance of Jesus' birth by promoting a more secularized version of the holiday represented by Santa Claus. 

Key points to consider: 

HAPPY KWANZAA BITCHES 
-jan

No more orbzone.  3 hour show.

stats: 
fuck 12, part 154
focus on Portland, part 9 (number 9, number 9, number...)
3 hour show.
#Fuck12 #Portland #Portland2020 #BlackLivesMatter

This week we continue our retrospective of Portland-powered fuck-12-ery (and announce a very special announcement!).  2hr:37min:32sec show.
#Fuck12 #Portland #BlackLivesMatter

back at it.. 2 hour show.
#Fuck12 #Portland #BlackLivesMatter

This week we pay our final respects with this, the last of the Capital D tribute streams.  3 hour show.  #KrankyForeva

Yo Cap, catch some more props, you a Phatt Mahn.  3 hour show.