Hey, you. Yes, man. Yes, you. Wanna get RICH? WAAAAAY richer than those FOOLS around you? Let me introduce you to the Finance degree. How do you get it? Well, little guppy... pick up that stick and scroll up and check out this week's episode of AITA.

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You WISH you were as WISE and ANCIENT as the Great Redwood Tree! You come in here with your vain technology called solar power and want to punish the TREE for merely being? Us wizened forest gnomes will not stand for this chicanery. If you stand with the forest gnomes, scroll up and give this week's AITA a big listen.

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If you think this is a clever get back... well, I think we covered this well enough. BUT! There are so many more stories for Matt, Chase, and Aaron to rule on! What are they? Well, do you think I would tell you all of that right here? Really? No, man, no. You gotta scroll up and watch that video. Best to do it riiiiiight abooooout NOW! GO GO GO!

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So you're friend is gonna get married. Good for her. But she's not sure she can trust her husband anymore. Oh no! So she hires someone to honeypot her man and he takes the bait. OH NO! But now she's refuses to tell him that she did it and talks about all the stuff she has this stinker doing for her. Oh no? What do we have to say about this... we'', my little bumblebee, scroll on up and see and hear for yourself.

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Imagine you're chillin with your fly girl, and then suddenly you decide to sit in business class while she sits in the "poopoo bad seats". Are you a monster? Is your relationship (as they say in the walkie-talkie business)... over? Tune in and find out as we, the tribunal trio, decide once and for all.

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We feel bad for you, dude. You thought these guys were your friends, and then you break up with your girlfriend, and your friend asks her out, and then you confided in a different friend about it who talked about how weird they were, and then THAT friend also asked out your ex? You lucked out getting out of there man. Scroll up and listen to us confirm your judgement.

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Ugh... wife aggro... When you just want to freaking game but the freaking wife wants you to move-a da diapers! STINKY!!! Can't do that, gotta play Fornite!!! Pretty easy fix. Do not be this guy. Anyways, we have other advice, too, so if you wanna see that scroll up or whatever.

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Hey, man. We've been there. You have to fart when a girl you've just started to get to know comes over. Here is what we do not get. Why you would do this to a roommate. Perhaps even a friend. A brother in financial dependency. How have you become what you are? This isn't the you we knew... Just... scroll up and find out how to fix this mess...

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Hey, man. You cannot be talking to your 30-year-old coworker like that. That's kinda all we got. You guys got us a bunch of good stories in this episode. We thank you for that. So much. But you BETTER get it together or you are OFF the videos. SCROLL UP NOW AND LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE!!!

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Selfish. Cheater. Bourbon thief. You are ALL of these things. All of you reading this and watching this. All cretins who need Matt, Chase, and Aaron to save you from your wicked ways with sage advice from three wise sages of the forest. I'm joshing ya. I'm just making things up. But you had BETTER scroll up and watch and like and subscribe. NOW!

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