Lance hosts a French-fusion dinner party that spirals into chaos with mismatched cheeses, a mime meltdown, and a suspicious “standing arrangements”? Meanwhile, Nicky is forced to read a live sponsor spot he clearly didn’t rehearse—twice—and somehow turns beach balls into a public HR violation.

Elsewhere in the madness: Randy nearly burns down the house over cinnamon toast, a warped “Political Pause” drops, and the team clearly divided on Hawaiian pizza. Paula’s eating during the show, SAM’s confused but committed, and Gregg is barely holding the wheel. Welcome to The Edgeheads.