This week we welcome the man with a PhD in booty-slappin', the award-winning GM of the urban achievers, Professor Booty! He fills us in on the history of his organization, debates the importance of closers over sparps, and sheds light on the international incident caused by Miggy Cabrera's historic bombtrack. Also Dr. Tron uses Zack Cozart to destroy the Wildebeests from within, Fort Wetherill signs an old favorite in the podcast's first on-air waiver wire move, and we enjoy the hottest Tiger Beat yet!