Rheon and I give up. We have no idea who's going to win the Premier League this season. The season is back to being drunk.

Between an El Clasico loss, the sacking of Bartomeu, and a dominant performance away at Juventus, it's been a WEEK for Barcelona fans. Real Madrid fans look away in horror after another poor result in the Champions League this week while Atleti is probably feeling pretty good about themselves right about now. We cover it all in this week's La Liga episode!

After relatively calm weekend in the Premier League, for two teams it was almost...too calm. The most boring game in Europe combined with a less than outlandish array of results proved to be shockingly...sobering.

Three out of the four top teams in La Liga lost this weekend. And even the team that won looked abysmal. So, is there even a top team in La Liga? We also preview this weekend's El Clasico match up!

The Premier League is drunk. And, honestly, at this point, so are we. We go over Pickford's horrendous challenge, the worst team in London (read: still Tottenham), and Aston Villa's come up in this week's pod.

So, capitalism has apparently riddled the minds of the Top 6 clubs in England. Also, who came up with these Project names? Meanwhile, this week we also go over the tasty Champions League ties coming up over the next several weeks in the group stages.

So, La Liga had another relatively dramaless weekend. God football, but no drama. That was until, of course, the vote of no confidence against the Barcelona board was confirmed. We break down all the latest in La Liga, including Barcelona's draw with Sevilla and Atlético going peak Simeone.

With a weekend filled with drama, shock results, and more red-card controversy, you'd think we'd name this podcast something else. But, NOPE. Rheon has a new theory. Elyas continually craps all over United's hopes and dreams. Spurs did a (good) thing. Oh, and Liverpool just...I don't even know. We go over ALL of that this week.

So, the title says it all, but that isn't to say that the ~narratives~ were not in full swing this weekend. Barça putting up an impressive first half performance against Villarreal, Atleti showing that they are now capable of actually scoring goals, and Real Madrid struggling to kick into 5th gear - we recap it all.

Liverpool showed this weekend why they won the league last season ahead of Manchester City, but honestly that wasn't even the biggest storyline. More handball (not VAR, we should note) controversy was the big debate in England this week and we cover it all on this week's podcast for the Premier League.