In true American fashion, the Miami GP was chaotic, dramatic, and well, embarrassing. From the fake Marina to the interviewer thirsting for Max to the spider webs shooting at our confused drivers, it was difficult to watch yet difficult to look away. Your fav F1 girlies are not only here to recap this complete trainwreck but also bring you our psychic, energy vortex, and chakra-balancing insights. Aka, what can the P-Kelly-Max kiss angle tell us about Max's return to winning ways?