>Eclipse nonhabbenings and general shitposting™

>Jet fuel hoax, what is the premise?

>Why would they lie?

>Aether and possible alternatives for how planes are fueled

>Planes stopping in midair— glitches? Portals?

>Ancient depictions of aircraft (courtesy of Dr Daniel Jackson)

Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Jack, Grognak, Æther

Music Break: Autopilot, by Queens of the Stoned Age

Creepypasta: Train Ride, read by Bradshaw Wilson

>Nothing habbened with the ecollapse

>Parasite Pill

>Geoengineering

>CERN, Stanford, and Oak Ridge

>Anton LaVey and Toe Rogan

>Satelloon footage of the eclipse "shadow"

>YouTube niche celebrities

>Aether and antiquitech

>Hidden history/mudflood enjoyers and deniers

>Fake NYC lightning strike and earthquake

Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Hollis

Music Break: Black Hole Sun (Cover), by Leo Moracchioli

Long time friend of the show, the one and only Larry Ridgeway is back again! The guys get into a whirling dervish of a conversation (that was supposed to be about vampires, but winds around all the recent craziness). Earthquakes and the eclipse: party on or prepare for the end? Has everything always been fake and gay? Do the guys actually talk about vampires? Get /comfy/ and let's find out!

Panel: Johnny, Jack

Guest: Larry Ridgeway

Music Break: Sticky Hulks, by The Oh Sees

Creepypasta: The Hissers, read by Hollis

>The FBI is gay

>They’re changing the light bulb in the sun

>From Jonah to Nineveh

>Ancient Egyptian rocketman

>Earthquakes abound

>Are chemtrails finally real?

>The real Devil’s Lettuce

>Middle East Stuff because nEwS

Panel: Johnny, Jack, Hollis

Music Break: Immutable Dusk, by Pelican

Another classic from the archives, all the way back to Season 1!

This week we are joined by special guests Mr. K and Bella Dashwood to discuss Nephilim, secret societies, and... giant slayers? In the first hour, Mr. K explains how he was involved in a military operation which ended in discovering a Giant in the Kandahar region of Afghanistan. You'll be amazed at what happens next. Later we discuss the Genesis 6 conspiracy and how the abomination children of angels and men are using secret societies to enslave humanity. Ever wonder why the Catholic Church operates a telescope named Lucifer? Tune in for this and more.

Panel: Johnny Monoxide, Adam Haidt, Death

Guests: Mr. K, Bella Dashwood

Music Break: Bring Me the Nation State, by Blink 1488

>Which distraction is distracting from the distracting distractions?

>Holy Shmoley, Unholy Shmuley

>J's vs G's

>The Daily Eruv

>Did you try unplugging and plugging the bridge back in?

>An act of war, terrorism, or incompetence? What if Occam's Razor is all of them?

>P-Diddler and the Gayop of the week™️

Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Jack, Fash Gordon

Break Song: Return To Monke, by The Viagra Boys

Necronormiecon: Brother's Prayer, read by Jack

> who was Howard Philip Lovecraft?

> his early life, family, and masonic connections

> examining the lore (what's with all those asylums?)

> the best and worst movie adaptations (yes there is a Nick Cage flick)

> his influence in culture and music

> does deep sea = deep space?

> geolocating Rl'yeh

> and much more!

Panel: Johnny, Æther, Hollis, Erik Heathnat

Music Break: Iron Gods, by Kadath

Creepypasta: Tower of Silence, read by Bradshaw

Join Johnny, Reinhardt, Grognak, and Aether as the guys delve into the world of time travel. While a highly popular trope in fiction and mythology, is it actually possible? Are there multiple timelines, or is time just another resource to use in the simulation? Possibly the most important question of all is also answered: If time travel makes you gay...does double time travel make you straight? 

Is there a serious approach to the subject, or is this simply a hypothetical shitpost? Get /comfy/ and who knows…they may even be joined by a familiar face from the future

Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Grognak, Æther

Guest: A Time Traveler from both the past and future

Music Break: Starspawn, by Blood Incantation

Creepypasta: Never Have a Roommate, read by a time traveler

>Sydney Sweeny’s got boobs

>The Oscars were on?

>Universal’s new slogan: “At least we’re not as gay as Disney”

>Candace Owens drops EGI bombshell

>Candace Owens vs Rabbi Shmuley

>India, a great place to visit, aside from the rape

>Anal Bugs

>Esoteric Facebook Lore

>The Mystery War Machine

Panel: Johnny, Jack

Guests: Typhus, HouseJeep

Check them out here: https://t.me/tasown https://t.me/RealTyphus 

Music Break: Kung Fu FIghting, by Carl Douglas

Johnny and Grognak welcome a friend of the show, Hollis from Arkham Farms, to go deep into esoterica.

The guys discuss everything from Flat Earth to Simulation Theory, sprinkling in some “antiquitech” and off the wall theories regarding reality and the elite.

Secure your tin-foil hats for an episode that is sure to nourish some healthy skepticism and spark your imaginations.

Panel: Johnny, Grognak

Guest: Hollis 

Check him out here: https://t.me/schizosteading

Music Break: Bed For The Scraping, by FUGAZI

Creepypasta: The Mirror Entity, read by Jack