Excitingly we have an eye witness account of the final ODI between England and Australia. Yes, Whitto was there with his scorecard, being the weirdo we all wish we didn't know...

In this episode, an exploding volcano, some Morris dancers and the Essex Elvis.

Plus some drunken conversations all about men's genitals.

Another treat of a pod, poured with ice for you to enjoy in this heatwave!

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