Howzat For A Laugh?!

Oh yes we are just one sleep away from the first cherry being plucked in the English cricket season and boy is this an excited pod...

In this episode we make clairvoyant claims as Whitto predicts the fortunes of the counties in Division One. With a bit of help from local bands this is dynamite!

Plus a Jedi Master pops by and offers his thoughts...

Listen to this pod you should. Understand it you will not. Laugh you may. The force is strong with this one.

And be sure to follow our Twitter page for satirical updates throughout the season.

Here to tug on your heartstrings is the latest funny cricket podcast! Two weeks without a show must have you gagging for cricket satire... (or at least that's what Whitto tells himself!)

In this episode, one stern mother, two male cads and a charity appeal.

Plus we hear a Churchillian speech by the new captain of Durham cricket.

A cricketer in need is a cricketer indeed!

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Order, order! Your funny cricket podcast has the floor, hoping to be a tad more popular than the government right now. For in these troubled times, how else can you smile?

In this episode, Bono, Darth Vader and many politicians.

We reveal our lessons learned from England's winter tour, through the guise of some superb songs. Plus take a peek inside parliament as a fiery debate rages...

Cricket means cricket!

Today we answer some BIG questions, cutting to the very core of our universe, time and space...

Or we pretend to do an interview with Prof Brian Cox and discuss seagull poop at Lord's!

In this episode, a rumble tummy, nicknames and Darlington.

Plus we hear a conversation between our Geoff and new Yorkshire recruit Duanne Olivier.

Out of all the cricket podcasts in our galaxy, you chose this one.

Bad luck mate!

There's a rare treat on the podcast this week. Your hitherto unknown Producer gets so sick of Whitto rambling on about Keaton Jennings that he takes over!

In this episode, Queen Vic, WKD and cricket landmarks.

Plus with the Oscars on Sunday we thought it would be fun to create a CricOscars to make the past week of cricket appear interesting...

Your films to choose from: Braveheart, Pirates of the Caribbean and Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid.

It'll make a bit of sense when you listen...

Hopefully!

A Valentine's Day special! If you're lonely tonight, who cares? You can do without wet kisses and flowers, for you have something hotter. OUR. FUNNY. CRICKET. PODCAST.

The only way to pleasure yourself on Valentine's Day.

(Not sure that tagline will catch on!)

In this episode, break up's, murders and sex.

Plus a return of the much loved show, 'Blind Date' as Whitto hopes to find an opener who is committed to England!

Sent with love from us at HFAL HQ.

Even if it's unrequited...

Tell us how does it feel to be a suffering England fan? A series loss in the Caribbean and nothing to show except your bronzed chest. We apply the sun lotion and cover up the 10 wicket defeat...

In this episode, sinkhole puns, painful speeches and spicy advice.

Plus we present a new SATIRICAL SONG! Get ready to drown out Whitto's warbling by singing along.

The only cricket podcast which utterly ruins our beautiful sport!

Dry Jan is over which means it's time to get sloshed on a BRAND NEW series of your favourite cricket podcast!

After a month out Cap'n Whitto is ready to set sail on a sea of satire.

In this episode, soft toys, seasickness and a sexy octopus.

We join England in the Caribbean where things aren't as jolly as they first appear... Plus make so many pirate puns you'll want to visit Davy Jones in his locker!

Savvy?

We've reached our half century and final show of 2018. As such Whitto has created highlights from the past year of the pod.

Reminisce with the help of some silly satire. From the 'Golden Bail Awards' and '12 Days of Crickmas' to sketches featuring Attenborough, Sugar, Vaughan and Boycott, delve into the stocking!

2018 has been a rollercoaster year for this podcast, cricket and Britain. But all the while we've been screaming with laughter!

Our bat is raised to you in the pavillion. Enjoy.

All aboard the good ship 'Howzat!'

In this episode, builders, babies and (ice)bergs.

With India travelling Down Under we hear from some men at work and peek inside Joe Root's Christmas stocking...

Which may include a deleted scene from a certain disaster movie featuring a ship!

Are we unsinkable?

(At least we can cling onto a bleeding piece of wood, Jack!)