It's a showdown as old as time, folks: Igor vs. Toilet. Man vs. Plumbing. Who will reign supreme? Jessica goes on her first hike after a night of steadfast binge drinking and smoking enough cigs to smoke out a 5-alarm fire and she also takes a BDSM test. How dirty does she go? Just how much fluid is involved? Speaking of fluid, the duo discuss the mating habits of other animals (who are definitely getting more ass than them). Would peacocks get more poon if they were around penguins? Plus, parents who overestimate their child's athletic abilities. What happens when you find out that your child is not a prodigy (the hard way)? And as always, thanks for listening and sharing.