We channel some high-level positivity with Spanish mantras from X-though Paul's pronunciation might say otherwise. Then it's a trip into musical madness with an Irish tune from Paul's past that you won't believe is real. Stick around for a garage time segment that's as unhinged as it is unforgettable. 

Cowboys training camp is heating up-literally-with reports of fights breaking out and preseason confidence spewing. We dive into the wildest Scientology rumors making the rounds, assess Blake Fisher's rocky fit on the Texans O-line, and go position-by-position with early impressions. Meanwhile, Paul is hanging on by a thread as the final hours of the MLB trade deadline tick away. 

The Astros are keeping quiet at the trade deadline- and Paul's had enough of the silence and being jerked around. We break down Dana Brown's handling of the deadline frenzy and whether it lives up to expectations. Plus, is Jeremy Pena finally nearing a return? We've got the latest on injuries and everything you need to know as baseball's trade chaos hits full swing. 

Dana Brown, Astros GM, opens up on trades and the injury list with a side of humor that only baseball insiders can deliver. Then, we switch gears to a mysterious cosmic visitor stirring up debate among scientists and government officials. Finally, brace yourself for the wildest, most head-spinning takes of the week. 

Paul was on the ground at Texans training camp, and all eyes were on the offensive line. With full pads finally on, we dive into why real progress for lineman only happens when the hitting starts. From stand out performers to hidden potential, we breakdown the practice and what it means for the season ahead.  

Astros chaos- we break down what's really going on in Houston, including some blunt postgame words from a frustrated Astro about the team's positioning. Plus, one of the most hilarious fan calls we've ever heard makes the show- and trust us, you'll want to hear it. We also dive into the newest MLB Hall of Fame class, including one inductee who stole the show with a speech that's already legendary. 

Sean, AJ and Brian fill in for Paul to talk Jason Alexander's reign of terror for the Astros, Mariners trade before the deadline. Plus, Texans O-line updates from training camp.