We interview Ted Danson and Ed Begley, Jr. at the Global Green Expo 2008 in Jersey City, NJ!

In this episode: TV newscasters (Dan Rather, Tom Brokaw, and Peter Jennings), Pat O'Brien, the PSEG Global Green Expo 2008, a summary of Ted Danson's keynote speech, Oceana (www.oceana.org), ocean trolling, fish contaminated with mercury, fake Duracell batteries, the pointlessness of autographs, our interview with Ted Danson, the Paunch bad luck, Ed Begley Jr. (www.edbegley.com), a raw sewage backup in Greg's basement, our interview with Ed Begley Jr., Fixing the Planet (www.fixingtheplanet.com), The Paunch Stevenson Show All-Stars, a summary of Ed Begley Jr.'s keynote speech, recycling and simplifying our lives, consumerism, Rob's computer mouse problem, gardening, standby power, reusing grocery bags, the lack of environmentalism in TV shows and movies, and Autograph magazine's list of the best and worst Hollywood autograph signers.

59 minutes - paunchstevenson.com

As promised at the end of episode 101, here is Ed Begley, Jr.'s full keynote speech (4/27/08, great sound quality) and a portion of Ted Danson's (4/26/08, decent sound quality) from the PSEG Global Green Expo 2008 in Jersey City, NJ.

75 minutes - paunchstevenson.com

Our episode 100 improvised comedy extravaganza!

In this episode: Paunch in Time (Moses and the Ten Commandments), the dueling Dr. Phils' new album, a skit about the Paunch bad luck (Who Wants to Be a Millionaire part two), Louie Anderson's new hit single, another physics experiment with the fake Julius Sumner Miller (pressure), What Ever Happened To? (Gwyneth Paltrow), and The Paunch Stevenson Show Presidential debate on Larry King Live featuring Bill Maher, Sean Connery, Christopher Walken, Bill Cosby, Dr. Phil, "The Macho Man" Randy Savage, Jesse "The Body" Ventura, Gary Busey, Stan Lee, Louie Anderson, Billy Connolly, and Larry the Cable Guy.

45 minutes - paunchstevenson.com

Our trip to Houlihan's in NJ with special guest Dennis in CA!

In this episode:

dealing with ridiculous customers at former jobs, PSEG's upcoming Global Green Expo 2008 featuring Ted Danson and Ed Begley Jr. (www.nj.com/globalgreen), a truck accident in California releasing eight million bees onto the highway, The Swarm (1978), meeting Dennis at the Digital Press video game store in Clifton, NJ (www.digitpress.com), Thai-style calamari at Houlihan's in NJ, the North Carolina Tar Heels, Esteban in South Dakota (pleasesavemerobots.blogspot.com), a guy in Texas who accidentally received Rob's UPS package instead of the robot he ordered, Bicentennial Man (1999) starring Robin Williams, Will Ferrell, Be Kind Rewind (2008) starring Jack Black, Definitely, Maybe (2008) starring Ryan Reynolds, Explorers (1985) starring Ethan Hawke and River Phoenix, celebrity deaths (Arthur C. Clarke), Patrick Swayze's pancreatic cancer, After Hours (1985) starring Griffin Dunne, GameStop's midnight release of Super Smash Bros. Brawl for the Nintendo Wii, Guitar Hero: Aerosmith, moronic families on Family Feud, Tom Selleck as Indiana Jones, Epic Movie (2007), and Arnold Schwarzenegger prank phone calls.

60 minutes - paunchstevenson.com

In this episode:

the 3rd Space Vest by TN Games, Halo 3 replica weapons by Jasman Toys, auto racing school, voice chat in online multiplayer video games, micropayments, Nintendo Wii points, a listener review on the iTunes Store by Brian in NJ, getting Dennis in CA on the show, Transformers (2007) vs. Masters of the Universe (1987), the new Verizon FiOS commercial featuring Michael Bay, and The Last Starfighter (1984) starring Lance Guest.

33 minutes - paunchstevenson.com

In this episode:

World of Warcraft causing divorces, the pointlessness of massively multiplayer online games, an old guy displaying baseball cards and comic books at Dunkin' Donuts, the rise and fall of the sports card industry, Beckett and Tuff Stuff price guides, a box of blank Elvis cards, non-sports cards (Valiant Comics, The Transformers, Nintendo, Donkey Kong, etc.), a useless cable box, and horrible Comcast customer service.

29 minutes - paunchstevenson.com

In this episode:

the end of the Writers Guild of America strike, technical difficulties while recording last week, an old VCR with instructions on a VHS tape, our video tour of the Fun N Games arcade a week before it shut down, new listeners (Manny the Mailman and Neal from www.intoyourhead.com), new comments by Esteban (Iron Man, War Machine, and stupid sizes of Star Wars toys), the upcoming movie G.I. Joe (2009) starring Dennis Quaid and Marlon Wayans, The 7th Portal and Stan Lee's bankruptcy in 2001, Ringo Starr starring in Stan Lee's new superhero show, the most useless object a Transformer could change into, celebrity deaths (Roy Scheider), celebrities' real names, and Dirty Work (1998) starring Norm MacDonald, Artie Lange, and Jack Warden.

44 minutes - paunchstevenson.com

In this episode:

a friend trying to cash in comic books, the Close Encounters of the Third Kind 30th Anniversary Ultimate Edition DVD boxed set, XM Satellite Radio, the upcoming movie Iron Man (2008) starring Robert Downey Jr. and Samuel L. Jackson, the speeds of various animals, Hot to Trot (1988) starring Bobcat Goldthwait and John Candy, old cartoons and TV shows on In2TV AOL Television for free (www.in2tv.com), Ed O'Neill as the 1-800-COLLECT Phone Patrol, Louie Anderson, and the boring second host of The Weakest Link George Gray.

32 minutes - paunchstevenson.com

In this episode:

celebrity deaths (The Fabulous Moolah and Evel Knievel, thanks to www.deadoraliveinfo.com), Deck the Halls (2008) starring Danny DeVito and Matthew Broderick, Holiday in Handcuffs (2007) starring Melissa Joan Hart and Mario Lopez, bad new reality shows (Clash of the Choirs and American Gladiators), Pros vs. Joes, Greg's recent DVD purchases at Costco (The X-Files: The Ultimate Collection, The Karate Kid Collection, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3-Pak, etc.), Platoon (1986) incorrectly listed as Hot Shots! (1991) on the digital cable guide, stupid customer reviews on Amazon.com, The Three Stooges 75th Anniversary Collection DVD reissue, and lame DVD special features.

32 minutes - paunchstevenson.com

We're back!

In this episode:

bidding on old video games on eBay.com, the San Francisco Rush series, Sega in the 1990s (the Genesis, Sega CD, 32X, etc.), the pronunciation of Uranus, giant camcorders in the 1980s, tiny new digital camcorders, longer episodes of The Paunch Stevenson Show, the unreliability of 5.25" floppy disks, old video game controllers with telephone keypads on them, the Coleco Telstar Arcade from 1977, light guns (the NES Zapper, Wii Zapper, SNES Super Scope, and Genesis Menacer), the Sega Activator, deceptive toy commercials, pointless toys (Shrinky Dinks, Lite-Brite, wrestling figures, etc.), creative toys (the Etch A Sketch Animator and the Fisher-Price PXL-2000), live action role-playing (G.I. Joe, The Transformers, etc.), our review of Incredible Change-Bots by Jeffrey Brown (2007), shopworn books at Barnes and Noble, The Dark Knight (2008) trailer, the Rambo (2008) trailer, Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (2007), the upcoming movie Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins (2009), Still Crazy (1998) starring Billy Connolly and Bill Nighy, Read-Along Adventures (www.readalongadventures.com), the Lame Idiot of 2007 (Michael Bay), and director Uwe Boll.

110.5 minutes - paunchstevenson.com