Jax of Vanderpump Rules “comes clean” about why he is still blocking Sandoval and Ariana on Instagram. He also has a basic ultimate avocado brunch. Shane Simpson from RHOC is an accused wife beating, drug abusing so and so by his first wife Miriam which isn’t a surprise. And then there’s just a whole bunch of stupid randomness from Tiffany’s evil twin Biffany.

Here we find Tiffany reading a very metal rendition of Mayan mythology about Camazotz the Death Bat and how the blood sucking, badass vampire bat god round house kicked peoples heads off into a goal to make his hoop dreams came true. Then there’s a talk about how social media and the way we interact is raising a generation of stalkers. RHOD talk of course is next, focusing on Brooklyn because kids are never off limits on Bravo TV sorry not sorry! Finally it ends with a scathing review of a Mormon fuckboy who tried to assault Tiffany and found out she has a kick that could launch his dick straight off his body and to the other edge of the universe. Not for the humorless or tight butthole crew.

Tiffany does a quick recap of the RHOD premier episode. She also talks about spiritual bullshit that is giving her third eye conjunctivitis and the importance of embracing your weird - because it’s better than being boring!

Tiffany talks about Bravo tv and then goes into a psychic dream/true crime hit that shooketh her to her core. There’s also astrology talk about Saturn and Pluto retrograde in Capricorn (which hasn’t happened since 1517) and how we all are feeling the effects of it. Big transformations and petty Bravo TV situations all brought to you by the cosmos.

Tiffany gives Tamra and her monotone psychopath son Ryan (of RHOC fame) a verbal ass ripping. Also, to kick off Tiffany’s return to missing & unidentified person’s advocacy, a comparison of voices from two different countries/cases will be played for you to decide whether or not the voices sound like they belong to the same serial killer. Remember to smudge and ground yourself after because Tiff ain’t pussyfootin around no more.

Teen mom update, a dramatic Ramona Singer reading, and a lot of keeping it real.

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Anonymous Woman joins Tiffany for a deep discussion on avoiding charlatans and how to embrace that truth that YOU are ultimately the answer to every question YOU have about YOURSELF. expect a part 2 soon.

The podcast starts with a quick 19 minute run down of Southern Charm episode 3. Kathryn’s terrible choices in men is detailed as well as Austen swallowing his own lips while he tries not to cry to death over Jessica Simpson Jr. Then things get dark, dirty and ridiculous as Tiffany details her PMS rage/confusion and how she feels bad for anyone within a 100 mile radius of herself during that time, particularly Hunter. Then Tiff starts randomly wondering why the erectile functionality/arousal among men under 40 is declining. She goes down a rabbit hole of googled articles from various sources contributing men’s lack of libido to everything from student debt to online porn. Tiffany isn’t exactly sure why a guy wouldn’t want to get down with a rage filled, 34 year old, hormonal psychopath with hair thrown on top of her head and a beet red crying face such as herself

Tiffany is busy dry cleaning every pair of panties she owns bc she shit all of them when she found out the navy said UFO’s are being sighted over the east coast/Atlantic. She also talks about her personal family connection to a mysterious department of defense project from the past at a mesa on the New Mexico/Colorado border (And incorrectly references Los Alamos Lab woops). Then waxes mysterious on experiences she has had with otherworldly objects/people. There’s talk about avoiding gurus (charlatans) in ponchos who fart sparkles out of their ass to impose one way of healing on to you at a high price point (which btw is the behavior of cult leaders and narcissists with a god complex) and the necessity of the conversion of the shaman with the fool. The pod ends with talk of T-Rapist receiving a well deserved smear campaign on the streets of Charleston and some other news.