Today is all about getting banned from the library, but for what reason would the esteemed hosts of this podcast possibly get banned? It's something you will have to listen to in order to find out. Also, all of it is true! Probably. Maybe.

Let us know if you'd like to have the ability to shield your ants! We are having a clearance sale on stupid powers!

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Maybe you would rather have the ability to shoot testicles from your nose on command? This power is full price for obvious reasons

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