Nothing I love more than being stuck on the 1 train underground in a smelly box with no service for 20 minutes! But if we didn’t have the New York City Subway system, the rats would have nowhere to live and, more importantly, I would have no way of getting to my favorite hot dog stand. CONCRETE JUNGLE WHERE DREAMS ARE MADEEEE OFFFF

BTW if you're from Chicago you should get tickets to my show on March 28th!! Details on my Insta :)

Some important lessons to take away from this week: everyone in The Great Gatsby is bad, you don't have to do drugs at a club if you don't want to, Survivor is 99% social game, and dogs are better than kids. I have spoken.

Despite sobbing over being an oink oink piggy at a boxing gym with a bunch of models, I had the best week! Shoutout to: my wonderful friends and fam, everyone who came to the Pesto and Goat Cheese first ever live show, Connor and all our guests comics, and, of course, Aunt Kathy.

I'm gonna show this episode to my therapist Kelly. Valentine's Day sucks but also I'm trying to love myself?!? Also that anglerfish has me questioning the whole meaning of life.

Aur naur Cleor! This is episode is about mermaids! It's only fitting that I just rewatched a monumental piece of television gold about three Australian girls with tails and magic powers. Also this week I cried at Pilates and also killed Voldemort.

I'm just a girl who wants to play Wii. Like I just want to experience the unimaginable thrill of getting a bullet power-up on Rainbow Road and zooming from 12th place to 1st. Is that too much to ask?

PESTO AND GOAT CHEESE LIVE IN NYC FEB 21ST! TICKETS IN INSTAGRAM BIO! This weekend I went to Chicago so naturally I flicked the bean, geeked out at an aquarium, and had a rather unfortunate incident with a bouncy ball. Now no one talk to me because I'm in mourning over Buffalo.

This weekend was a doozy, team. It appears I'm employed again but man I was STRESSING. I laid in bed reflecting on my traumatic OBGYN career, my acting skills, and my mental dependency on the Buffalo Bills. The only thing that saved me was Joseph and The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, naturally.

HAPPY 2025! GO TO INSTA FOR INFO ON UPCOMING STAND UP SHOW WITH CONNOR!!! Make sure you’re following on Insta and subscribed on YouTube cuz girly might be out of a job next week! All that being said, let’s recap the holidays, manifest for the new year, and pray my grandma doesn’t see this episode. GO BILLS.

Just because sweet Willow girl got adopted doesn't mean I don’t have that dawg in me. Is the dawg in me a miniature long-haired dachshund wearing a sweater? Mind your business. Let’s talk DOGS!

0:00 Intro

0:23 Willow got adopted!

6:33 Weird park people

11:45 Old Man Barney

18:12 Rover adventures

26:20 Dog facts

28:56 Storytime

36:02 Any questions?

38:46 Outro