Oh my, A baby in a skiff. Whatever shall I do? I’m just a painter with half a shack. I should take it inside. What a grand idea. I wonder what trouble I’ll get my self into because of this. Ah well, better get on with it.

Hi it’s me your bestie, oops what you can’t hear me? I’m talking to fast? What do you mean you can only understand SC? G.M.A.B( Lilly speak)!

My dear niece, I’m super rich but since I’m a greedy pig, I’m gonna take your uncle’s money so I can feed my fat son. How’s that sound to you? Oh, and, you get absolutely nothing whatsoever out of the deal. Ca-pishe?

My dear child, I’m going to marry you off to a psycho madman who murdered your brother. You will have to live with him for the rest of your life. How does that sound? Actually don’t answer you don’t have a say in it anyway. Oh, and by the way, did I mention he’s a red head?

Hey kid, yes you, here’s some food and fake identity papers for your family take them quickly and, you small child, come hop in my bag so I can take you away from here. NOW LETS GO BLOW UP SOME STUFF!

Hi child, I know we’re supposed to be responsible parents that love and will forgive you but we’re gonna go on a vacation while you get chopped into little pieces. Oh don’t worry you’ll still be alive just not in one piece. Bye bye now have fun and don’t cause trouble! Oh and eat your vegetables!

Welcome to the maze greenie. We are trying to get out of here but for now we just gonna shovel poop. Why are we in here you ask? Don’t know. Ask WICKED. She’s the last one.

So kids me and your dad were sipping our tea when we all of a sudden just decided to get divorced. No reason, just thought it would be fun. Oh did I mentioned I’m getting remarried?

Welcome back illéa for another selection! 35 girls will come live in the palace and compete for our prince’s heart! But only one will be the love of his life! *hey how did we even come up with this?*

Welcome to the hunger games where you hunt and are hunted where you kill and are killed and if you don’t get killed YOU WIN! Yeah, so don’t die!