This week, join Jess and Marci as they review the pendulous pannus of Joe Roy Methany, AKA "The Cannibal". In a rainbow of mucus and wine, the girls are hoping for a Gay miracle as this serial killer preps his Baltiomore-famous BBQ. Sit back, bleach the disease away and remember: It's not the numbers that make you a Hoe, they make you a serial killer.