Hugh Hugh Hugh! The pirate’s life is for me. Is it though, Hugh? Our lead man plays the least convincing pirate of all time, failing to convince even in animated form as he attempts to claim underdog status while literally being the poshest man ever to have been invented. What do we have here then? Well, we have The Pirates! In An Adventure With Scientists!, one of those subversive, adult-oriented kid movies trying too hard to introduce meta to the young’uns. Martin Freeman, early-ages misogyny and Hugh Grant saying yo. And not even “yo ho ho”