Synth-pop bad boy Sal DiAndrea is back after the success of our Pizza Guy episode. Look, It's 2018 and anyone can deliver pizza, so this week in the name of equality it's all about The Pizza Girl. After the first video I ask Sal if he's ever filmed himself have sex and wow that gets hilariously uncomfortable fast. At some point Sal jedi mind tricks me into telling the story about how I lost my virginity and he loses his mind. Then he reveals every bed in his parents' house is a waterbed and I lose my mind. Finally, we conclude by pitching the perfect pizza delivery porn.