Silas teaches us how to pronounce this episodes title. The party also explores the pronunciation of Chile, China, and other nations whose primary language isn't English.

Ullster defends his soft t's.

Ghorlorz learns about size queens.

There is an absence of Lord B.

And there is a sprinkle of D&D.

A party is held for the party, one where Ullster needs to punch a female baby. Siri gets some sweet historic swag and doesn't listen to Silas in or out of character.

The party spends their time sleeping to prepare for a night out at the Brass Eagle, in their honor.

Silas talks about Star Wars. Then the podcast actually starts at 8 minutes in.

The crew negotiates with Jobar and find out how to speak to the king. Ghorlorz shows his strength by committing domestic violence.

Then the party meets the skeptical king of Steamhelm and Ullster forgets Ghorlorz is an orc.

Siri gains information that will help uncover the next legendary artifact, while the rest of the party sleeps soundly in Silas's mansion and awakens to a continental breakfast.

Ghorlorz learns troubling information from an unfamiliar voice that he swears he's heard before. He then bickers with his orc dad.

We also learn what Ethel finally sounds like. For the sake of your sanity, you should probably quit this podcast before hearing it.

Our party continues their fight with the chokey cloakies while Ullster thinks their fighting horse dogs. Siri throws slights at Silas, and Lord Benedict is as absent as the Gods.

Ghorlorz yells at some sheets while accessorizing with their dead bodies. Also we panhandle for subs.

The party fights some capes.

No really that's it, they fight magical carpets that choke them. Also: Jaden Smith impersonations, salty DMing including *alleged* fudged rolls, and inspiring bard songs.

The party sacrifices a small soldier in the hopes of obtaining Groundkey. Ullster consults with the dead about their desires for the afterlife, and finds that one of them would like to go adventuring with the party.

This leads to a new friendship for Silas. Which is good, because he's still salty no one wants to live in his double-wide mansion.

The party figures a way into the garden, and the garden doesn't like it. The Rat God yells at a statue, while Ullster gets stoned. Siri does some light reading and Silas builds a mansion fit for a king.

He wishes he had some friends to share the space with.

The party concludes their battle with Khalero and Anvil. Ullster remembers spells he never had. Our adventurers discuss the impact of their parents' divorce on their magical powers. The party sings a song after looting the bodies. Standard D&D session when all is said and done.

The party meets Khalero, and gets some advice on how to get into his garden. Ghorlorz and Ullster get naked together and hug some vines. The party takes mushrooms and sees dead people.

Pretty standard episode.