On the day this was recorded, Alysia fell down the stairs and dislocated her tibia. As a result, this week's mobile gaming news and reviews are sponsored by codeine. Codeine: Because oww.

This week, the team gets confused by the labyrinthine history of Adventures of Mana, shares new details about Assassin's Creed Identity, and plays all of the week's best mobile releases.

This week, Tim Cook thinks VR is "cool", Alysia and Harry think Top Gear: Drift Legend is pants, and James thinks Dungelot: Shattered Lands is the bizness.

Heeeey, how've you been? So good to see you! Done something new with your hair? It looks awesome. Where have we been? Oh you know, here and there. Yes, when you put it like that I suppose it is about bloody time. We'll just get on with it then, shall we? Fine. Here it comes.

This week there are more new games on the App Stores than you can shake an iPad Pro at. We chat about the new Cut The Rope, Nitrome's latest title Rustbucket, hard-hitting titles like Grayout and more.

This week, we take a step into another world and preview EVE: Valkyrie on Oculus Rift. Then we step back into this world and chat about the top selling iOS games of 2015, and why Her Story is dead good.

This week's episode features some good news for Android users who have been dying to play The Room 3. Alysia, Harry, and James also discuss the shortcomings of Aralon: Forge and Flame, and review Sniper Fury, and the iPhone and iPad version of Rayman Adventures.

This week life imitates art when Pocket Gamer's Glen Fox gets locked in his room, and the rest of the team have to help him escape via Skype prompts. Also, Harry and James take a look at the new Star Wars game. It has lightsabers in it. And blasters. PEW PEW!

WARNING: At the time of recording, James had been up for 34 hours straight. As a result, Alysia is left to bring the pep to an otherwise croaky episode of the show. There's talk of Linkle, Zodiac feedback, and reviews of Warhammer 40,000: Freeblade and Real Boxing 2: Creed.

Not many games out this week. Thankfully, that isn't going to stop Alysia, Harry, and James talking about them for 50 minutes straight. Topics include the release of the iPad Pro, Nintendo's free to play prospects, and gorgeous new release Zodiac.