HEY GUYS it’s time for another episode of our Sweet Valley High podcast which has definitely always been a podcast about Sweet Valley High! Roger’s mother has literally just died, but more importantly, he’s had a makeover, and Jessica’s on the prowl. Also Elizabeth and Todd are stalking Regina because they have no chill. And we DEFINITELY know who all these characters are! Today in Eyes And Ears: we debate the significance of beige Ferraris; a fork PSA; wholesome millionaire masculinity with Watson Brewer; TWELVE-YEAR-OLDS READ THIS; the paradox of tolerance; a BBQ fit for a king; lavalieres are unimpressive but nylon shorts are forever; elite tier procrastination techniques; incels are Jessica’s fault; Sweet Valley’s secret Connecticut origins; Jessica Wakefield, terrifying bug woman; the must-have accessory of the season; excessive swimming pools; sentient mannequins at the Designer Shop; the world’s most confusing anecdote; we pray for a cleansing fire and/or earthquake.

Our theme song is "Angel Academy" by Matt Oakley on the Free Music Archive.

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