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Grab your emergency broadcast kit, because Week 5 was a disaster movie for the favorites, and we're picking through the wreckage! We start with the absolute, unforgivable choke job by the Eagles, who lost a 17-3 fourth-quarter lead by forgetting they have a guy named Saquon Barkley. Is their identity completely fractured? We break down how Denver stole that win.

Then, we dive into the sloppiest Sunday Night Football game in history: The Bills turning into a turnover machine against a Patriots team suddenly led by "Baby Josh Allen," Drake Maye. But the real star of the show? The Arizona Cardinals, who deserve to be relegated to a lower league after fumbling an interception into a Titans touchdown! We trace the unbelievable timeline of incompetence that gave the Titans their first (and maybe only) win.

We celebrate the 48 losses this week and mourn the $498.20 moneyline parlay you didn't bet. Plus, Quick Hits on Rico Dowdle's monster day, the embarrassing Giants loss that ended Spencer Rattler's streak, and the Ravens' horrifying 44-10 collapse.

Finally, it's Week 6 Survivor Pool time! We explain why it’s time to finally pick the Packers (mostly to pick against Jake Browning), why the Titans-Raiders game is a toxic dumpster fire to avoid, and whether "Bill" Crosky-Merritt's Commanders are enticing enough to pick against the soft Bears defense.