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• The Pick: Why the Bucs over the Saints is the obvious (and highly available) lifeline you need.
• The Stay Away: We're telling everyone to save their blood pressure and stay away from Dolphins vs. Jets—nothing good happens there.
• The Fence: Can Myles Garrett and the elite Browns defense overcome their quarterback woes to beat the Titans, or is it a trap? We'll help you decide whether to jump the fence and survive another week!

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Your Thanksgiving Survivor Guide

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It's Week 11 in the NFL, and if you thought you knew anything, think again! The chaos reached peak levels last week as the league proved once again that no one knows anything—and we love it!

Join us as we dive into a week defined by massive upsets and unexpected heroes. We break down the absolute disaster in Buffalo, where the zombie Dolphins finally snapped their losing streak against the Bills behind a massive day from Devon Achane. We also check in on the Jets scraping out a win over the Browns despite that passing performance, and the Saints shocking the Panthers thanks to a rookie record from Tyler Shough. Plus, we marvel at Davis Mills leading the Texans to an unbelievable 19-point fourth-quarter comeback over the imploding Jaguars!

We’ll also jump into the MVP race that just keeps heating up, making strong cases for Drake Maye after the Patriots' win, Matthew Stafford getting revenge on the 49ers, and Jonathan Taylor rushing for a monster 244 yards in Germany!

Finally, we lay down our predictions for next week: Why the Patriots are going to crush the Jets, which team you should stay away from (looking at you, Steelers), and why we're so nervous about the Ravens being a 'shell of themselves' against the Browns.

Tune in for the wildest week of the season!

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Welcome to Week 10, where the NFL continues to be utterly nonsensical!

In this week's jam-packed episode, we dive deep into the true NFC North upsets—no, not the Bears barely beating the Bengals, but McCarthy's Vikings doing "just enough" to take down the Lions and the absolute disaster that was the Packers-Panthers game. Get ready to cringe at Jordan Love's worst performance and Bryce Young's 102-yard day.

🔥 Hot Takes & Hard Facts:

• Annual Tradition: The Bills win their yearly regular-season Super Bowl against the Chiefs. Does it matter long-term? (Spoiler: Probably not).
• The Darnold Redemption Tour: Sam Darnold goes perfect in the first half to absolutely throttle the Commanders on Sunday Night. Plus, we sadly wave goodbye to Jayden Daniels for the season.
• Trade Deadline Madness: The Jets are officially tanking, dealing Sauce Gardner and Quinnen Williams for a king's ransom! We break down the deals that sent a pass-catcher to Seattle, Jakobi Meyers to the Jags, and—for some reason—another pass-rusher to the Eagles.

🔮 Our Week 10 Picks:

• Who We're Picking: Carolina over New Orleans! The Saints are officially a "cursed organization," and all Bryce Young needs is 100 yards to win. We are SO back.
• Who We're Running From: We’re sending out a dire warning to anyone still holding the Patriots for the rest of the season. Listen up!
• On the Fence: Can the Bears make one last stand against a "sad Giants team" before the playoffs?

Don't miss a single second of the chaos—press play now!

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Welcome to the Island of Misfit Wins! (The Jets Actually Did It!)

The impossible has happened: the New York Jets are on the board! They somehow rolled up 502 yards of offense (254 on the ground!) and three 4th-quarter TDs for their first win of the season. Was it Justin Fields answering his owner's call, or just the Bengals being the Bengals?

Meanwhile, we have the official return of "Good Jordan Love," who rallied the Packers alongside the unstoppable force that is Tucker Kraft. Then we have the Dolphins and Ravens who pulled off massive upsets, leading to a glorious four-touchdown performance from Tua. Speaking of upsets: did the Chargers finally, mercifully, end the Carson Wentz experience in Minnesota?

In the good news file: James Cook went full OJ Simpson (without breaking the record) for 216 yards, and Saquon reminded everyone why he gets the big bucks.

As we look to Week 9, we have rookie QBs making first starts, the Bad Vibes Bowl in San Francisco, and the Cowboys coming off a disastrous loss. Should you really trust the Rams by a million, or is the 49ers' struggle against the Texans a sign of a deeper problem?

Grab your life vest! We're diving into the Week 8 chaos and charting the course for Week 9 survival!

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The NFL Halloween Show

The NFL season is officially turning into a horror movie! We will talk about our favorite spooky movies but before the trick-or-treating begins next week, join the crew for our annual spooky spectacular as we hand out awards to the monsters, ghouls, and self-sabotaging survivors of the first half of the season.

We're going deep into the darkness, starting with the team that can't decide if they're a genius doctor or a brainless fiend: the Philadelphia Eagles, recipients of the Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde Award. One minute they're running Saquon perfectly; the next, they're sacrificing their 2023 identity for another bizarre Tush Push.

Then, we dive into the truly terrifying. Who is headed for the Sunken Place? We look at a certain Miami QB's shocking lack of self-awareness and accountability that has Dolphins fans begging for salvation. Plus, find out which player is best equipped to go toe-to-toe with The Predator (hint: he already knows how to swing a helmet), and which selfish bonehead is most likely to hide the evidence after being bitten by a Zombie—putting the whole locker room at risk!

And who would dare feed a Mogwai after midnight? We nominate the veteran QB who insists his own research tells him the rules of science don't apply, no matter the consequences for his teammates.

Finally, we look ahead to the playoffs with one simple question: Who is the Final Girl? We break down the collapse of the league's top contenders and explain why, against all odds and our preseason picks, the last survivor standing might just be the Kansas City Chiefs.

Grab your candy, dim the lights, and prepare for the scariest episode of the season!

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The most historic comeback of the modern era just happened, and it was so painful for one man (and 1,602 previous records). We're breaking down the Broncos' 33-point Fourth Quarter Massacre that left the Giants—and potentially their season—in the dust. Plus, Jalen Hurts and the Eagles finally remembered how to throw a football against a top-tier Vikings pass defense, leaving us all asking: What the hell happened to Carson Wentz?

From the Patriots’ Drake Maye setting records to the Chiefs' Rashee Rice wrecking the Raiders in a 31-0 stomping, Week 7 gave us everything. Now, as the Dolphins circle the drain and the Commanders' season hangs on a mysterious Jayden Daniels injury, we're diving into Week 8's toughest picks. Is Bijan Robinson really going for 200 yards against Miami? And should we trust the Eagles against a wounded, divisional foe with a history of heartbreak between the Bucs and Saints?

Tune in for the wildest recap of the year and our crucial survival picks for Week 8!

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The NBA Preview

The 2025-2026 NBA season is finally here, and it's set to be the most chaotic and compelling in years! Defending champs, the Oklahoma City Thunder, are poised to own the latter half of the decade, but is their reign truly guaranteed, or will the revamped Houston Rockets and the newly loaded Nuggets squad—finally moving on from MPJ—find a way to topple the kings of the West?

Meanwhile, the East has become an absolute war zone. With devastating Achilles injuries sidelining Jayson Tatum and Tyrese Haliburton at the start, the conference is wide open. Who steps into the power vacuum? Will the new-look, defensive-minded Atlanta Hawks—featuring a hidden Trae Young thanks to Kristaps Porzingis—vault into a top-three seed? Can the Cavs and the Mike Brown-led Knicks finally break through? And are Giannis and the Bucks' Myles Turner heist enough to overcome Doc Rivers' legendary bad luck?

We're diving deep into the season's biggest headaches and triumphs:

• The Kawhi Conundrum: The infamous Kawhi Leonard Saga is hanging over the Clippers like a dark cloud. We break down the Aspiration investigation, the pending punishment, and how confident you should be in their championship window.
• Mavs’ Miracle: Dallas accidentally landed generational talent Cooper Flagg after the seismic Luka trade! With a healthy Kyrie Irving, Anthony Davis, and a rich PJ Washington, can the Mavs go from draft lottery gods to playoff contenders, or will D'Angelo Russell find a way to spoil the party?
• Zion's Transformation: We have to talk about "Ozempic Zion!" Is this ultra-skinny version of Williamson finally ready to lead the Pelicans to glory?
• Over/Unders Madness: We cap it all off by putting our money where our mouths are! From a 62.5 win total for the Thunder to a frisky 45.5 for the new-era Pistons, we hit every major team's O/U.

It's time to talk about who's hoisting the trophy and whose season is doomed before Christmas. Strap in, the NBA is back!

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Well, pour one out for the fallen. Another week of NFL action has come and gone, and it claimed the souls of Matt and Taylor from our survivor pool. The herd is officially thinning as we recap a Monday Night Upset Fest that sent shockwaves through the league and our picks.

We kick things off by breaking down the Monday night massacre where favorites went to die. First, we unpack the Falcons' stunning ground-and-pound victory, as a rejuvenated Bijan Robinson gashed the Bills for 170 yards. We'll examine how Buffalo's run defense has suddenly evaporated into a bottom-five unit in the league, leaving them vulnerable and reeling after back-to-back losses. Then, Taylor takes the floor to vent about the Commanders, who fumbled away a golden opportunity against the Bears, falling victim to a revenge-game field goal from ex-49er Jake Moody.

The pain train continues with a deep dive into the Philadelphia Eagles' ongoing identity crisis. In a Thursday night stunner, they dropped another game to the "Exciting Whites," as Jackson Dart and the Giants ran all over them. Seriously, does Philly know they have Saquon Barkley? We'll contrast the Giants' masterful use of their run game with the Eagles' baffling refusal to lean on their superstar.

But it wasn't all doom and gloom! We're asking the big question: Are the Carolina Panthers a team to watch? It was the Rico Dowdle Revenge Game, as he single-handedly dismantled his former team in a monster performance. At 3-3, we'll debate if this frisky Panthers squad can clean up the turnovers and make a real push for a playoff spot.

Plus, we celebrate the firing of the season's first head coach, Brian Callahan of the Titans, and unpack the wild curse affecting rookie quarterbacks taken #1 overall. And yes, we will publicly shame anyone who actually watched the Titans-Raiders game.

Finally, we turn the page to Week 7 to help you survive another week. We'll tell you why Kansas City is the obvious, if boring, pick against the Raiders. We'll issue a stern warning to stay far away from the "matchup made in hell" between the schizophrenic Cowboys and Commanders. And we'll debate whether you should ride the hot hand with the Panthers as they take on a Jets offense so bad that Justin Fields finished a game with negative passing yards.